Don't try saving face; you were the one who made a dog-fracking joke and now you call me juvenile? LMAO.
Also, I call shenanigans(and I don't call that lightly) on the fact that you ever had, or will have, experience on such a thing... And before you say it, no neither Lefty nor Dextra count.
Never claimed I did. I'm just expressing my doubt that a boy of your age has either and informing you that it's bad form to insult someone for something that your yourself can be called out on.
Given how you've responded to dog fracking jokes before in calls as Welles having initiated most of them about yourself I would have thought you'd of gotten a chuckle out of it rather then getting salty about it. Guess I underestimated you.
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I'm not calling your joke juvenile... I'm saying insulting someone for something you yourself are guilty of is juvenile.
??? You're the one that started having a little tizzy midway through and who initiated the conversation in the first place. I think your priorities are a bit mixed up.
Darn. I'll just have to keep that one on the bucket list then.
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I will at least one day pound something; you on the other... I cannae see it. Not that this should turn into a d!ck-measuring contest because you don't have one because that'd be too immature.
You may consider this my last post to you on these forums, I guess. By trying to take part in verbal fencing -- if you can even call it that -- with you, I'm not only wasting precious time, I'm giving you what you want: attention.
I have a pretty good idea for Mace and Dooku, which is the probably the closest battle in the whole mythos.
If the two start out at a decent distance from one another, then I imagine Windu would want to make the first move, being a master of Vaapad and all. I'm assuming they both ignite their lightsabers immediately because that's just how it always goes. Since Dooku is well versed in redirecting the momentum of the opponent, he'd let Windu gain on him and efficiently evade all of his attacks. Dooku is in his 80's and has precious little stamina, but Windu likes to deplete his stamina in bursts of saber strikes, so I can see Windu attacking and Dooku redirecting for quite some time.
Windu would start to use Vaapad (the superconducting loop, I mean), and so if Dooku ever tries to sneak in Force Lightning or some other sith power, Windu would just counter if, in the process forcing Dooku to stick to bladework.
Until eventually, Windu gets too tired to keep up his assault and Dooku gains the advantage, now going on the offensive. But for all his mastery of the blade, I think there's really only one outcome to all of this, because of Windu's one power that Dooku has no answer for: Shatterpoint. Windu would find an opening or flaw in Dooku's strategy or form or even emotional state, and exploit it, ending the fight.
The two were both almost equals, which made this a difficult say, but the deciding factor was Windu's two abilities: Vaapad, which allowed him to defend himself against anything Dooku could throw at him, and Shatterpoint, which Dooku had no defense against.
Aug 21st, 2016 09:17 AM
