Braniac 5.0
God of War
Gender: Male Location: United States
Superman invades real earth
You have three choices
100 Pounds of kryptonite (can share with goverment)
Cyttorak Gem
Become Captain Marvel
Oct 21st, 2016 03:37 PM
carver9
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States
Cyttorrak gem.
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Oct 21st, 2016 03:44 PM
cdtm
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Captain Marvel. Then I could rule the Earth with him.
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Oct 21st, 2016 03:44 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
I just punch him in the face, Clark the Crybaby flies back to DC.
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Oct 21st, 2016 03:45 PM
Magnificent M
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Kryptonite - Useless. Superman would zap me and it from afar. Same with any deliverance system the army would use.
Crimson Ruby of Cyttorak - Slightly less useless. While I personally would proably survive an encounter with Big S, the rest of the world is fried.
Become Captain Marvel - The only option, really.
Oct 21st, 2016 04:36 PM
Surtur
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I would totally pick the gem of Cyttorak but I have this thing where I'm uncomfortable at the prospect of spending decades or even centuries floating around the emptiness of space once I'm quite casually flung from the planet by Superman.
Captain Marvel is the only option and really I'd still probably get the shit beat out of me if I tried to stop him. So as someone else said, I'd just pledge my allegiance to my new Overlord and hope he lets me rule one of the nicer countries. Since if Superman is fighting in "invade the planet" mode, I won't be able to survive based on the reasons Cap usually survives against him: which is mostly due to the kindness of Superman.
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Oct 21st, 2016 04:40 PM
apex_pretador
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Give superman the infinity gauntlet and super dragon balls and turn the world with him against me.
Then it is fair.
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Oct 21st, 2016 04:50 PM
krisblaze
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I write something cryptic on a note and hand it to him.
He breaks down and flies off crying.
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Oct 21st, 2016 04:59 PM
SquallX
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Surtur
I would totally pick the gem of Cyttorak but I have this thing where I'm uncomfortable at the prospect of spending decades or even centuries floating around the emptiness of space once I'm quite casually flung from the planet by Superman.
Captain Marvel is the only option and really I'd still probably get the shit beat out of me if I tried to stop him. So as someone else said, I'd just pledge my allegiance to my new Overlord and hope he lets me rule one of the nicer countries. Since if Superman is fighting in "invade the planet" mode, I won't be able to survive based on the reasons Cap usually survives against him: which is mostly due to the kindness of Superman.
You sir have ****ing won the internet for today!
So for today only , i hereby declare you overlord of the internet!
Oct 21st, 2016 06:23 PM
LordofBrooklyn
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Gender: Male Location: The Throne Of The House Of El
Kal praises me for all my good works promoting The House Of El.
He makes me EMPEROR of NYC and executes my KMC HITLIST with extreme prejudice!
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Oct 21st, 2016 07:58 PM
Sin I AM
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Gender: Female Location: Poppin Pills on the Rainbow Bridge
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
You have three choices
100 Pounds of kryptonite (can share with goverment)
Cyttorak Gem
Become Captain Marvel
Which Marvel?
Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?
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Oct 21st, 2016 08:51 PM
Braniac 5.0
God of War
Gender: Male Location: United States
Bill
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Oct 21st, 2016 09:38 PM
Braniac 5.0
God of War
Gender: Male Location: United States
I would bake him a kryptonite cake
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Oct 21st, 2016 09:39 PM
LordofBrooklyn
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Gender: Male Location: The Throne Of The House Of El
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which Marvel?
Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?
Who do you think woman?
The Captain of The Thunder and Lightning!
YOU HAVE SHAMED YOURSELF!!!
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Oct 21st, 2016 10:54 PM
Digi
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I get that Superman has more overall power, but if you really cheesed out the magical lightning and such, couldn't someone with Billy's powers have a reasonable shot at taking him out? Not trying to start a vs. thing here, just asking an honest question about a potential bad matchup.
But yeah, Marvel. Kryptonite wouldn't be terrible if split up. Eventually someone would catch him with it. If it's just one big rock and he knows about it from the start, though, yeah, that's not good.
And we'd all live as Juggernaut, but we'd be living in the heart of the sun.
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Oct 22nd, 2016 01:23 AM
LordofBrooklyn
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Gender: Male Location: The Throne Of The House Of El
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Digi
I get that Superman has more overall power, but if you really cheesed out the magical lightning and such, couldn't someone with Billy's powers have a reasonable shot at taking him out? Not trying to start a vs. thing here, just asking an honest question about a potential bad matchup.
But yeah, Marvel. Kryptonite wouldn't be terrible if split up. Eventually someone would catch him with it. If it's just one big rock and he knows about it from the start, though, yeah, that's not good.
And we'd all live as Juggernaut, but we'd be living in the heart of the sun.
Digi, NUMBER 3 on the KMC HITLIST!!
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Oct 22nd, 2016 01:27 AM
Sin I AM
Madame Mort
Gender: Female Location: Poppin Pills on the Rainbow Bridge
quote: (post ) Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Who do you think woman?
The Captain of The Thunder and Lightning!
YOU HAVE SHAMED YOURSELF!!!
His name aint Captain Marvel..its Shazam! bitcch
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Oct 22nd, 2016 01:40 AM
Flyattractor
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Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Magnificent M
Kryptonite - Useless. Superman would zap me and it from afar. Same with any deliverance system the army would use.
Crimson Ruby of Cyttorak - Slightly less useless. While I personally would proably survive an encounter with Big S, the rest of the world is fried.
Become Captain Marvel - The only option, really.
Ditto THIS!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which Marvel?
Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?
There is only One.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin I AM
His name aint Captain Marvel..its Shazam! bitcch
More like Captain Marvel now is LITERALLY a *****!
Lawyers ruin everything.
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Oct 22nd, 2016 01:47 AM
StiltmanFTW
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Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which Marvel?
Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?
You forgot about Noh-Varr.
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Oct 22nd, 2016 01:48 AM
LordofBrooklyn
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The Throne Of The House Of El
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin I AM
His name aint Captain Marvel..its Shazam! bitcch
It will ALWAYS be Captain Marvel to REAL comic book fans, LUSH!!!
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Oct 22nd, 2016 01:56 AM
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