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So I'm Gonna Be a Dad (**Panic Mode**)
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Patient_Leech
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Originally posted by Flyattractor
And remember. If you have a boy. You only have to worry about one little penis. If you have a girl. You have to worry about ALL the little penises.


That's the main reason I want a boy! laughing out loud

But in all seriousness, I really don't care too much which gender. As long as the baby is healthy... and has our charming good-looks, of course. cool


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They say kids initially look like their fathers as an evolutionary defense, to keep the fathers from killing said kids out the gate...! eek!


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Patient_Leech
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So we got the ultrasound yesterday to find out the gender. They put the secret in an envelope for us and we're going to have a party this weekend to find out...

I tried to tell from the ultrasound a little bit, and it was probably my imagination, but I think I saw a little teeny wiener in there. But we really couldn't tell.

We really have no idea. Saturday should be fun. smile


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Woah bro why you gotta do that, what if he see's this someday and sees you calling his wiener tiny.


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They all start OUT tiny! laughing out loud


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Congrats my friend. Life is going to change big time for the best. As soon as that child is born into this world, all priorities are changed. Protect his or her innocence and guide them in this life. Unfortunately for me, I didn't find out I have (hence the word have) a 2 year old daughter until an old FWB who just told me. As soon as I saw her with my dark blue eyes, light red hair and a strong German jaw line everything changed. I just wished I was in her life.

Anyway here is a present from me to you:
Kate Voegele performing "Hallejah"
https://youtu.be/sDJgxE-0PZI


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Congrats my friend. Life is going to change big time for the best. As soon as that child is born into this world, all priorities are changed. Protect his or her innocence and guide them in this life.


Thanks a bunch, man. Good luck with your daughter, too. smile


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TethAdamTheRock
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Re: So I'm Gonna Be a Dad (**Panic Mode**)

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Yeah, so I found out about 8 or 10 weeks ago that my wife is pregnant with our first child. We're excited... got our first ultrasound tomorrow afternoon actually. She's about 11 weeks now.

WHAT DO i DO??? sick laughing

But seriously, any advice for a first-time dad?
Make peace with your wife before he is born.

Organize responsibility (who does what and who does what)

Trust me or its all hell from there.

Maybe go to a church?

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riv6672
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So we got the ultrasound yesterday to find out the gender. They put the secret in an envelope for us and we're going to have a party this weekend to find out...

I tried to tell from the ultrasound a little bit, and it was probably my imagination, but I think I saw a little teeny wiener in there. But we really couldn't tell.

We really have no idea. Saturday should be fun. smile

Thats neat. Hope you have fun!

My last kid i found out via VHS tape made by the hospital and sent to me in Iraq. I was pleasantly surprised, 3 out of 3 boys. thumb up


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Make peace with your wife before he is born.

Organize responsibility (who does what and who does what)

Trust me or its all hell from there.

Maybe go to a church?


Oh, well, I really don't know what to expect or how to plan. My wife and I are both fairly chill.... we don't yell at each other or even argue much. I think we'll probably be able to manage playing it by ear. So we'll see.

Oh, and church. No, I don't really do church. I have a pretty severe aversion to it. I went to Christian high school. sick

And any child of mine is not going to be indoctrinated by me to believe in Santa Clause-For-Adults or the easter bunny or any of that bullshit. It's not good for the mind.


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we don't yell at each other or even argue much.

heh heh


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Thanks Patient . . . we both have entered a brave new world.


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Of pain.


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Jaden's mom forked up and used a plastic hanger by mistake...


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Fly's obsession with me showing itself again. Not surprising.


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At least its a SOFT obsession.


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You can get pills to help with that.


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Wow, you're a real piece of shit.

I say that as a casual observer.


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You can get pills to help with that.


Nah I will just wait for the rigmortis to set in.


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