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So I'm Gonna Be a Dad (**Panic Mode**)
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And here is me and my mini-me...

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I hope you've had him baptized, praise Jesus!


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I hope you've had him baptized, praise Jesus!


Nope, although it would probably please my wife. She's Catholic.

When we were looking for a place for him to go to day care we were looking at churches because they're cheaper and she wanted to send him to some Catholic church. Of course I was like, "Fuck no. All this Catholic priest rape stuff is real, so no fucking way am I going to willingly DROP my young son off at a Catholic church for the day."

So yeah, I put my foot down on that one. He goes to some Baptist church nursery.


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...and of course I would prefer not to go to a church at all. I hope they don't do any indoctrination there.

But yeah, it's cheaper.


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More of Leech’s anti religion baloney.


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Nope, although it would probably please my wife. She's Catholic.

When we were looking for a place for him to go to day care we were looking at churches because they're cheaper and she wanted to send him to some Catholic church. Of course I was like, "Fuck no. All this Catholic priest rape stuff is real, so no fucking way am I going to willingly DROP my young son off at a Catholic church for the day."

So yeah, I put my foot down on that one. He goes to some Baptist church nursery.


Lol and now we also have survivors of sexual abuse by nuns stepping out into the limelight.

Did you get married in a church?


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More of Leech’s anti religion baloney.


You're anti-anti-religion. Take your bigotry elsewhere.


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Lol and now we also have survivors of sexual abuse by nuns stepping out into the limelight.

Did you get married in a church?


Yeah, I heard about that, too. Nuns being used basically as sex slaves or something? Truly an abysmal organization that should just be done away with.

And no, we got married outside. We both wanted that. And I met an awesome UU pastor that I really liked to do the deed for us. He seriously had some of the most badass sermons I ever heard, quoting Einstein and Carl Sagan 'n shit.


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Well, I have two beautiful kids now...

Theo...

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And Sophie...

(Theo is 4 and Sophie will be 2 next month)...

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And I got a vasectomy yesterday. Shit sucks...

This is a pretty close approximation for how I feel...


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And I got a vasectomy yesterday. Shit sucks...

This is a pretty close approximation for how I feel...


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lol


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It's probably going to take a while to get back into "Iron Crotch" shape.

This is pretty much how I feel at the moment...

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^ oooh, kay...

Anyway, my son turned 5 today!!

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Happy birthday little dude.

I remember this thread, thought it was really sweet of you to share you and your wife's first ultrasound.


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Thanks.

He said he had the best day ever. Got some new toys and we hung out at the pool. The toy he's holding in the picture is a dragon truck/hot wheel toy thing he picked out.

My daughter is 2. She'll be 3 in October.

They're a handful. **exhausted **

But they're happy and healthy so we're thankful. big grin


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Everyone needs a truck that is also a dragon in their life.


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My son was ring bearer and my daughter was co-flower-girl for my cousin's wedding this past weekend. They did great. It was fantastic. 😄

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Yeah, so I found out about 8 or 10 weeks ago that my wife is pregnant with our first child. We're excited... got our first ultrasound tomorrow afternoon actually. She's about 11 weeks now.

WHAT DO i DO??? sick laughing

But seriously, any advice for a first-time dad?


Ok, my advice:


Disregard all advice. Trust your judgement, every kid is different.

You'll do fine. thumb up


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Ok, my advice:


Disregard all advice. Trust your judgement, every kid is different.

You'll do fine. thumb up


Thanks, dogg.

They're 5 and (almost) 3 now.

How time flies.. Jeez..

We've kept them alive this long. laughing out loud


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