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DarthBorgie
Senior Member
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Mr. President
Would anyone vote me president if I promised I would build a machine that reached tempretures of Absolute zero, and promised to fend off evil aliens with killer cyborgs. Just out of curisosity...
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Mar 28th, 2001 07:18 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Killer cyborgs usually end up killing us. At least we can freeze ourselves and become cryogenists. So, yeah, I'll vote for you. 
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Mar 28th, 2001 01:34 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: USA
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all rise, Raz approaches. You dare to challenge Raz for the presidency? surely you jest. 
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Mar 28th, 2001 02:11 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
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No you wouldnt get my vote.
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Mar 28th, 2001 02:46 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Okay, let me get this straight, DarthBorgie....your campaign promises are:
1. Build a machine that reaches absolute zero. Okay, this could be a good thing in the name of science.
2. Kill evil aliens with killer cyborgs. My question is this...after the cyborgs have killed all the evil aliens (or at least the ones that land here where we can get at them, hopefully before they fly away) how do we make sure the killer cyborgs don't kill us by accident ? Or do they have a simple on/off switch ? Ya know the other thing about aliens is that they seem to have a tendency to land in southern US states in swamps where two old guys are sitting a pier fishing in the middle of the night. Now if you have a way to put these cyborgs on standby in these remote areas, you might have something going. Although then you have the problem of determining the intentions of the aliens, good or bad. I'm not trying to trash your idea, DB, as you had thought people were doing to you in your other thread, I'm just looking for a little more information before I go to the polls. 
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Mar 28th, 2001 05:28 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Science is already working towards making cyborgs, DB is only a little bit ahead of his time. DB FOR PRESIDENT!!!
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Mar 28th, 2001 05:38 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Who's your running mate, Borgie ?
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Mar 28th, 2001 06:00 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Bet it's KoreanKnight.
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Mar 28th, 2001 06:03 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Changing nappies
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Lets get one thing straight then....Is this machine going to be able to go to 0 degrees Kelvin or Celcius. Cus Celcius wouldn't be all that ground breaking, my freezer can do that you know.
But I am down with the killer cyborg issue, every home should have one.
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Mar 28th, 2001 06:29 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Well if you could program it to do the vacumming too, I'll be willing to get out my wallet.
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Mar 28th, 2001 07:33 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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And the dishes.
And yes, absolute zero is 0 degrees Kelvin.
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Mar 28th, 2001 07:59 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
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Wont get many things to last if your frezeer`s at 0 degrees Celsius.
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Mar 28th, 2001 08:49 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Nope. But that was not his point really.
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Mar 28th, 2001 09:29 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: USA
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saw a cyborg lawnmower on TV last night.
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Mar 28th, 2001 11:42 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Who did he kill?
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Mar 29th, 2001 12:55 AM |
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finti
Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
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The gardner
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Mar 29th, 2001 01:14 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Cool. The Postman's next. Poor Kevin.
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Mar 29th, 2001 01:39 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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No way. Not Kevin. He's on my top ten list of hunka-hunkas.
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Mar 29th, 2001 03:22 AM |
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finti
Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
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Is Yoda on that list.
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Mar 29th, 2001 04:16 AM |
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DarthBorgie
Senior Member
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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I have decided to release the name of my running mate. I have decided that Hobbes from Clavin and Hobbes will run with me. Now who will be in my cabinet...
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