Well I for one pee sitting down. Have done for the last 10 years or something. It all started when I'd get up in the middle of the night when I was still half asleep. Eventually and quickly it began to bleed into my every day lucid life. Now you can find me sitting down and peeing in alley ways, fields, backs of buses...essentially anywhere I find myself needing a pee...I'll just sit right on down and pee there. Really was birthed from laziness but later on I was told it's better for your prostate so now I tell people that's why I do it. My prostate being amazing is a fairly decent byproduct though, to be fair.
Tonight I peed standing up just to see if I still could. I could. Literally got every drop in the toilet. Which I felt was pretty good.
How do you guys pee? I'd really love to hear all about it.
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upside down. I normally have a raging erection so I have to aim it whilst doing a hand stand. admittedly the early days were messy but I got the hang of it eventually
Standing up
Or sitting down.
In the shower
On the ground.
In someone's face
Or on the stairs.
If no one sees
Then no one cares.
Peeing is a lovely thing.
Makes monkeys cry
And froggies sing.