Ladies and Gents: Pirate turned Rapper Will Turner!
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Will: Hey What up?
Will: Hey Ace!
Jack: What happened to you???
Will: Yo me and my Baby Mama called it quits yo. ELizaBeThh GOt $iCkk o' MAh A$$
Jack: HUH why are you taking like that???
Will: WUt'$ Daaaa ProbLeM UU DON'tt DigGGG It? ah'mm Juss RePReSEntiN Mah hOmieS !
Jack: I need a drink where's the rum???
Will: Rum? AH NaHHH uh PImPinnn PLAcE FAwr DrInkS Lets GoE!!!