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It's in the scene when Sheev asks Anakin to be his representative on the jedi council. I can't find it on Youtube but it goes like this: https://youtu.be/y037-mNWHMQ?t=1m1s
PALPATINE: Anakin, I've known you since you were a small boy. I have advised you over the years when I could ... I am very proud of your accomplishments. You have won many battles the Jedi Council thought were lost . . . and you saved my life. I hope you trust me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Of course.
PALPATINE: I need your help, son.
ANAKIN: What do you mean?
PALPATINE: I fear the Jedi. The Council keeps pushing for more control. They're shrouded in secrecy and obsessed with maintaining their autonomy . . . ideals. I find simply incomprehensible in a democracy.
ANAKIN: I can assure you that the Jedi are dedicated to the values of the Republic, sir.
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He was originally intended to be Anakin's father, but as far as finalized Legends material goes,that never happened and Palpatine admits in Dark Lord that he couldn't create an individual from scratch.
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Not really. His own body has a very high midi-chlorian count, so obviously he'd want to use that, whereas Triclops wasn't even Force sensitive to my knowledge. Palpatine can create life from scratch, but he can't duplicate midi-chlorians.
Registered: Jun 2016
Location: The Throne of the Sheevites
It is known Sheev had concubines.
More of that night at the Emperor's reception returned to her. Aunt Celly, plump and pink-faced with her fading fair hair looped into the sort of lacquered confection of twirls, pearls, and artificial swags popular twenty-five years previously, had taken her aside and whispered conspiratorially, "It's a hotbed of intrigue, dear; just terrible." She'd glanced across at the slender exquisite concubines. "I'm told they're all at daggers-drawing, my dear. Because of course, whoever can provide him with a child, that child is going to be his heir."
Children of the Jedi
Despite the tabloids’ inability to corroborate these lurid tales, Palpatine’s appetites for concubines — such as his courtesan-cum-assassin Roganda Ismaren — was well known, and the Imperial public latched onto the sensationalistic title “Queen of the Empire” bestowed on Moore by the Galactic Gossip.
Barely Tolerable: Alien Henchmen of the Empire Part 3
Do you guys think this debunks my evidence about Sheev not having a dick? I would say no, because it is not confirmed if Sheev fucked them with a dick, or by some other means. What other means, you ask? Well, Sheev has historically proven himself to orgasm to his own Force Lightning:
Another staggering, painful step and the apprentice was within the Emperor's reach. With shaking fingers, he took the old man's bony shoulders in his hands and gripped them tight. Sith Lightning spread to engulf the two of them, fueled by their desperations. The Emperor tipped back his head and howled in lasvicious pain.
The Force Unleashed Novelization
The definition of lascivious is "feeling or revealing an overt sexual interest or desire." My theory is that Sheev had Force Lightning orgy parties with his bitches, (kinda like how girls are electrocuted and they like it, if you've ever seen that kinda shit on the internet), and thus a dick is not required.
And people select you among their top quality debaters?
Ironic.
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Mar 2nd, 2017 12:29 AM
