Or, get two power drills. Shove them in the eye sockets, into the brain:
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Get really large drill bits. The largest you can find.
Switch them on, and hold for a few minutes.
Then load him up, and dump him far away from your house. Set him on fire, for good measure (to disguise your scent, and remove any pesky evidence you may leave behind).
When he wakes up, IF he wakes up, he will have no memory of you. And nothing to tie him to you at all.
Jeez, all of these answers are terrible. Drain him of his blood first (sell that shit to scientists, the military, or terrorists later), cut out some of his organs (sell it to a different group) pose him like Han Solo in TESB, dip him in molten metal, hang him up in your man cave.
1. Using those scans, you are a bozo.
2. You fail to kill Logan.
3. You waste precious time failling to kill Logan.
4. He ends up f*cking you with his claws.
Handcuffs, lots of heavy chains. I'd spend 2 hours chaining him up in a way he could not use any body movement. I would then place him in the trunk of a car and toss him in a river.
I would chain him up while in the car's trunk. No way I'm getting him in there after I make a ball of chains all over him.
Invisible Woman pretty much incapacitated him with two small lumps, and he was bloodlusted:
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He can't teleport here, and the only way to get rid of it is to actually hack his lungs out - which would be nearly impossible to do, as it is protected by his adamantium ribcage.
Plus, you know, he won't be able to breathe during this entire time.
I know it wouldn't apply in this thread since he's just dropped off on someone's doorstep... but theoretically if you scooped out his eyes and applied some kind specilized vacume chamber it actually SHOULD suck his brain out lol. Some Wolverine writer should use that...
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