Emily: Well, I’d really like to hear about your views.
Man: This movement’s gotten just a touch out of hand.
Emily: Well, change only happens after taking a stand.
Man: Hey! Would you ever want to come see my band?
Emily: What did you say?
Ugh! That’s not ok!
I’m feeling triggered and you’ve ruined my day.
Hey hey ho ho! Donald Trump’s gotta go!
Join the resistance, you tone deaf Joe Schmoe.
Singing ooh, This guy’s garbage
Ooh, this guy’s clearly a foe.
You see we’re victims of systemic oppression.
Man: Yeah, but thank God we’re in a time of progression.
Emily: Your deflection is a microaggression.
Man: I didn’t mean it. Please don’t be mad.
Emily: Aw, buddy. Do you have more to add?
Man: Hashtag not all men are that bad.
Emily: What did you say?
That’s not ok!
I’m feeling triggered in every which way.
Doesn’t that plant look great? Go ahead masturbate
While I call Ronan Farrow to break up this date.
Singing ooh, men are toxic.
Oooh, Why on earth am I straight?
So I think time is up, I’m done with this
Even though I’m a white feminist
I still need to complain.
Oprah, please save my brain.
So I assume you’ve roofied my beer.
Man: Geez, that joke is way too severe.
Emily: Well, we’ve had a terrible year.
Man: I swear I sympathize with your plight.
Emily: How? You’re a straight cisgendered man who is white.
Man: Wow, can I say anything right?
Emily: What did you say?
That’s not ok!
My cat person doesn’t exist anyway.
Unless it’s my cat. That’s it! I’ll marry my cat!
He wouldn’t hurt me because he’s not like that.
Singing ooh, Everyone meet Trent.
Man: Actually, cats can’t consent.
Emily: Fair enough.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
Actually wait if this is meant to be a satire and not a reflection of her actual views that's actually kinda funny.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
"Jason Thompson, the Olympic Committee’s director of diversity and inclusion, told the Washington Post the Olympic Committee is committed to ensuring Team USA is as diverse as possible.
“We’re not quite where we want to be. I think full-on inclusion has always been a priority of Team USA. I think everybody’s always felt it should represent every American,” he said.
Thompson was hired to his post in 2012 and has been working on making the entire U.S. Olympic team, from the front office to the athletes and coaches, more diverse.
He oversees a program that submits reports to Congress about the diversity of the USOC. They submit annual “diversity scorecards” to illustrate how each Olympic sport is growing to reflect American demographics."
These people are mentally ill.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Any year that is an even number has an olympics. What is weird is them thinking diversity should matter here. It should be the best athletes from each country, period.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
I bet the Russians we laughing at this type of degenerate thinking as people from our country make absolute fools of themselves... oh well could be worse... we could sink to the level of having someone like Justin Trudeau head our country.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
"In order to prevent the thieves from getting away, the neighbor shot the tires out on the suspects’ vehicles, and fired some additional warning shots at the ground. Another neighbor heard the gunshots and arrived at the residence armed with a shotgun. Together, the neighbors held the suspects in place until police arrived and arrested both men.
The problem, for the neighbor, is that he may soon face legal problems of his own. The sheriff’s department has submitted a report to the San Bernadino County District Attorney’s Office for “review and consideration of charges for reckless discharge of a firearm at an uninhabited vehicle.”
Seems ridiculous, I hope he doesn't get charged.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
"Even though she wants children, “I don’t want to give birth to a kid wondering if it’s going to live in some kind of ‘Mad Max’ dystopia,” Allison Guy, 32, told the New York Times.
The Times spoke to several women whose decisions on having kids have been influenced by a fear of climate change. Some are worried about the “carbon footprint,” while others are afraid that their children will live in a desert wasteland ruined by global warming and pollution."
Thank god these morons aren't gonna be procreating.
"Alabama’s requirement that transgender people provide medical proof to change the gender on their driver’s license is discriminatory, a lawsuit by the American Civil Liberties Union on behalf of three transgender people alleges, according to Reuters."
F*ck off, it's not discrimination.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
So Americans are not having kids because of climate change, but want to bring other countries kids here to make them suffer in the environment they claim isnt good for kids?
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Well no doubt they would say that the kids from other countries already were born.
I'm torn on this issue. I would be tempted to tell these people that Climate Change is not going to bring about some apocalypse, especially in their lifetimes. On the other hand, they might decide to procreate if they were told that.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Born or unborn, what difference does it make, they want to bring them here to suffer in this dystopia, the same one that is giving them the reason not to have kids.