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Why does Xizor f!!k a droid if he's rich and powerful enough to seduce and woman?
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Barf Why does Xizor f!!k a droid if he's rich and powerful enough to seduce and woman?

In Shadows of the Empire it mentions several times that Xizor had intimate relations with his droid, Guri, and specifically states that he would have her "undress and join him in the [bath]tub".

Wouldn't you think that someone who was powerful enough to seduce Leia would have a higher standard than T-X humanoids?


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What's the difference, really, if she's so human like. If I'm not mistaken, Xizor could seduce anyone due to his physiology, he didn't even need to put effort in. Easier to have someone who can't be a weakness for him, when he's in a position like that.


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Because why not? Plus as it's noted, he gets bored with women easily and never found one woman who was his equal as he saw it. He wouldn't stay with them anyway regardless. Relationships to someone like Xizor, doesn't have any benefit for him, so he doesn't have any.


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Why settle for a droid if you can do a one-night-stand with some aristocratic?


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Why settle for a droid if you can do a one-night-stand with some aristocratic?


Because he doesn't care..


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Because he doesn't care..
So he just wants to get that dick wet someway or another huh? So Guri is a fleshlite at the end of the day. Okay


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...Wouldn't you **** Guri?

I can't imagine anyone here actually turning down sexual relations with that droid.


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...Wouldn't you **** Guri?

I can't imagine anyone here actually turning down sexual relations with that droid.
It's a glorified sex doll. Why settle for masturbation? Xizor was about to do Leia if it wasn't for Chewbacca.


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Xizor does whatever he wants.


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the choice is

> fugg the perfect mech-woman without any differences from the real fugging
> fugg anybody else you want (cause youre rich as hell and have the pheromones seducing anyone), but you have to get outside your basement and spend at least 20 minutes before fugging

no difference at all, but you need additional few minutes smile

his effort to get any woman would be nearly nonexistent compared to anybody else because of his species' pheromones and shit, but there would still be some micro-effort

guess that micro-effort is too much to him if he doesnt get any difference


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Let's be honest. Any woman will probably be a lesser f*ck then Guri.


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It's understandable why Xizor would fu*k Guri when he needs to release a load; but for those special moments a Princess Leia is nothing to take a pass on.


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