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Michelle wasn't ugly. She was attractive.

And so was Obama: he was a handsome president.


And the First Lady is absurdly hot and intelligent. You'd think the left would be all over her and loving her because she clearly hates Donald Trump.


If I could afford it, and my lady wanted it, I'd probably buy her expensive dresses, too. But I'm not rich. So no super expensive dresses for her.

What's the point of being rich if you don't do rich people things?

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