Genesis-Soldier
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why wont Putin give out details about what happened to hitler ?
what was it that you russians did with the body ?
also, what does a food selection of a standard russian bbq look like?
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Feb 6th, 2018 08:41 AM
Nuke Nixon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
what does a food selection of a standard russian bbq look like?
what was it that you russians did with the body ?
Answered you own question.
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Feb 6th, 2018 11:33 PM
SamZED
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
why wont Putin give out details about what happened to hitler ?
what was it that you russians did with the body ?
also, what does a food selection of a standard russian bbq look like?
Because there is no body. Hitler fled to Antarctica. There he discovered a secret of immortality, shaved his moustache and few facial surgeries later is running my country.
As for food.
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Usually eaten with beer and/or vodka. Mostly in summer when people leave to their country houses.
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Feb 7th, 2018 06:04 AM
SamZED
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Answered you own question.
We don't like German cuisine.
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Feb 7th, 2018 06:04 AM
Genesis-Soldier
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nah swear he went to argentina (probs mis spelt)
yummy
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Feb 7th, 2018 08:46 AM
Nuke Nixon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
nah swear he went to argentina (probs mis spelt)
Both wrong, Der Führer reigns from their base on the Moon, and when they return they will bring der Tausendjähriges Reich to ze world!
quote: Originally posted by SamZED
We don't like German cuisine.
It's an acquired taste, like lutefisk or haggis.
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Feb 7th, 2018 07:41 PM
Nuke Nixon
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Why does Russia has the hottest girls of the world?
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Feb 8th, 2018 09:56 PM
SamZED
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Why does Russia has the hottest girls of the world?
It's the cold climate. Centuries ago our male ancestors used to build shelters. Females' survival depended on men taking them in. And since back then the male population was higher there was a lot of rivalry between females. They had to evolve nice racks and boodies to survive. Meanwhile, starvation combined with a lot of physical work resulted into lean bodies. Nowadays, females outnumber males in Russia. But all those evolutionary traits remained.
Also, I think Ukraine has us beat in the number of hot girls per capita.
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Feb 9th, 2018 07:30 AM
Nuke Nixon
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Who are the three most important people in your life?
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Feb 9th, 2018 02:32 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Both wrong, Der Führer reigns from their base on the Moon, and when they return they will bring der Tausendjähriges Reich to ze world!
It's an acquired taste, like lutefisk or haggis.
You better not be putting shit on haggis, it’s for everyone and well loved
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Feb 11th, 2018 01:13 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
It's the cold climate. Centuries ago our male ancestors used to build shelters. Females' survival depended on men taking them in. And since back then the male population was higher there was a lot of rivalry between females. They had to evolve nice racks and boodies to survive. Meanwhile, starvation combined with a lot of physical work resulted into lean bodies. Nowadays, females outnumber males in Russia. But all those evolutionary traits remained.
Also, I think Ukraine has us beat in the number of hot girls per capita.
I enjoyed this
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Feb 11th, 2018 01:14 PM
SamZED
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
I enjoyed this
Thanks. I'm proud of our history.
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Who are the three most important people in your life?
Can't really limit this to three people, I'd be lying if I left someone out. Short answer - my family.
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Feb 12th, 2018 06:51 AM
Nuke Nixon
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Family member you go to for advice?
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Feb 13th, 2018 01:20 AM
SamZED
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My mom mostly.
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Feb 13th, 2018 08:15 AM
Genesis-Soldier
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purchasing age for alcohol ?
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Feb 13th, 2018 12:52 PM
SamZED
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18.
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Feb 13th, 2018 01:18 PM
Nuke Nixon
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Have you ever experienced an earthquake?
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Feb 13th, 2018 07:08 PM
SamZED
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Never. Luckily. Although, if it's a small one with no damage involved it'd be a fascinating experience.
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Feb 14th, 2018 08:22 AM
Genesis-Soldier
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Same here for the alcohol.
What is an oddly popular Spirt in Russia that most people wouldn’t think of being popular
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Feb 16th, 2018 02:17 AM
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*sport
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Feb 16th, 2018 02:18 AM
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