TheVaultDweller
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Elton John vs pre-SSS Steve Rogers
Elton John, as portrayed in Kingsman: The Golden Circle, faces off against pre-serum Steve Rogers in a fight.
Elton thinks Steve broke his piano, and is extra grumpy.
Fight takes place in Elton's dressing room. No holds barred. Who wins?
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Oct 14th, 2017 04:10 AM
Josh_Alexander
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Re: Elton John vs pre-SSS Steve Rogers
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Elton John, as portrayed in Kingsman: The Golden Circle, faces off against pre-serum Steve Rogers in a fight.
Elton thinks Steve broke his piano, and is extra grumpy.
Fight takes place in Elton's dressing room. No holds barred. Who wins?
Cap dies.
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Oct 14th, 2017 04:13 PM
h1a8
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pre-SSS Steve couldn't beat any normal male adult. He was sickly and weak.
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Oct 15th, 2017 05:15 PM
carthage
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John drop kicks him
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Oct 15th, 2017 09:54 PM
BruceSkywalker
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by carthage
John drop kicks him
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Oct 15th, 2017 09:58 PM
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