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Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Bane & Darth Zannah


THE RULES
* Obi-Wan has just seen the footage of Bane & Zannah killing Anakin and then raping him in every hole.
* Bane lacks his left arm.
* Zannah has her eyes crushed in by a giant penis, effectively blinded.
* Bane is constantly seeing visions of Yoda having sex with Padme Amidala, making him so disgusted he can vomit any second mid-fight.
* Zannah's right leg was infected and amputated.

THE FIGHTING AREA
* World Trade Center wreckage shortly after the accident, but no civilians and other personnel.
* Starting distance - 5 meters.

Who wins?


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Kenobi, cuz of stips. Quality shitpost.
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Bane gets an amp from seeing Padme getting drilled and destroys Kenobi
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Thank you Bart; ILY. :3


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thumb up thumb up thumb up love

Thank you Bart; ILY. :3
Everyone in my school library thinks I'm a lunatic from the loling from this post!


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Well...you are.


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Well...you are.
I learn from the best smile


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AP?


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bump


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bonus round: obi and bane have sex with zannah, who gives her better fuging?


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bonus round: obi and bane have sex with zannah, who gives her better fuging?
"Sith lords are our specialty"

I think Obi knows how to pleasure her the best.


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Both healthy Bane and Zannah can solostomp Kenobi.


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Both healthy Bane and Zannah can solostomp Kenobi.
kill self


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These situations are funny as **** 😂 I'd say the team wins here 😂


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