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Raisen
Thor is gay

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Last time you shiit your pants?

I had an accident a few months ago. I was driving around and taking care of errands. I finished my last errand and the shiit feeling hit me. I was about 10 minutes away from my house and I figured I could make it.

I swear I hit every red light on the way back. Everyone was driving slow. The cards were stacked against me.

I made it to the house and almost let it out before I got out of my car. I pinched my cheeks and walked like a mummy up to my door. Got inside the house and mummy walked to the bathroom. As I pulled my pants down it exploded everywhere.

Just everywhere. It was a mess. I had to throw out the pair of levis and underwear I was wearing. Had to throw out the bath rug that was in the bathroom. I cleaned it up well enough so that hopefully my maid wouldn't see it the next day


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A couple years ago I got norovirus flu and was in the bathroom throwing up my lungs and involuntarily exploded out the ass like whoa. It was just sweatpants, but they were comfortable ones.


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About 10 years ago. It happened about 2 days after I'd had a spinal fusion surgery. The doctor had warned me it was a possible side effect I might experience.

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I had an accident a few months ago. I was driving around and taking care of errands. I finished my last errand and the shiit feeling hit me. I was about 10 minutes away from my house and I figured I could make it.

I swear I hit every red light on the way back. Everyone was driving slow. The cards were stacked against me.

I made it to the house and almost let it out before I got out of my car. I pinched my cheeks and walked like a mummy up to my door. Got inside the house and mummy walked to the bathroom. As I pulled my pants down it exploded everywhere.

Just everywhere. It was a mess. I had to throw out the pair of levis and underwear I was wearing. Had to throw out the bath rug that was in the bathroom. I cleaned it up well enough so that hopefully my maid wouldn't see it the next day


You have a maid? Nice.


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8 or so years ago, when I was 17. I had a ruthless stomach bug that'd been going on for weeks, maybe even a month at that point, it was awful. Hadn't shat a solid for so long it seemed like a distant memory, an old, discarded way of life. I'd been missing too much college due to being ill so I forced myself to go in one day. It was pissing wet outside, relentless ****ing rain.

On my way to the bus stop, I was unable to hold in a fart that turned out not to be a fart. It wasn't much, but it was enough. I had to clean myself off in the rain using the borrowed raincoat I was wearing. My mate's parents never did get that coat back I threw it into the bushes, where it belonged. Still went into college too, because there was no way a bit of poo was going to hold me back when I'd already got that far.


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I have inflammatory bowel disease, and this has never happened to me.

Anal sphincter tight af.


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Anal sphincter tight af.


Cool superpower


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Raisen
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About 10 years ago. It happened about 2 days after I'd had a spinal fusion surgery. The doctor had warned me it was a possible side effect I might experience.



You have a maid? Nice.



having a maid is great dude. I hate cleaning and she comes once a week and cleans the master, the living room, and the guest bathroom. 70 dollars a week.

a maid combined with a gardner for 85 dollars a month and a car wash service for 50 dollars a month makes life better.

only thing I clean is myself and my dog


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QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.

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And you get to say the maid is on vacation if your place is a mess and have it be super accurate.


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Raisen
Thor is gay

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And you get to say the maid is on vacation if your place is a mess and have it be super accurate.


never thought about that but that's true


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QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.

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Could there be anything more terrible feeling in your mind than knowing for certain you're just about to shit your pants?


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