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Oh no , I'll be a slave working for Aspen Dental until I'm forty paying off my half-a-million in student loans at 7% APY. Only then can I take the risk of opening up a practice which may not be a feasible option at that time if dentistry become corporatized, or worse yet, a single-payer "medicaid for all" system is implemented (significantly lower compensation for procedures).
So while Robtard wanks off to universal health-care 20 years from now, I'll either have killed myself (dentists have the #1 suicide rate for a reason) or will have been lucky enough to have paid off all my loans so I can switch to another career.
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Honestly, all 3 options in the poem are better than the hand or anything else done by myself.
Some people say that they get super tired or their partner gets super tired and it's just easier to fap. Others say their partner never wants to do it.
etc. etc.
But I don't buy into that. If I had 0 sex drive, I'd still put out, every day, multiple times a day, if my partner wanted it and needed it. Pretend I become a paraplegic or even a quad: I'd do everything necessary, every day, to make my partner happy.
If you're really getting off 3 times a day, that seem too often.
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Yeah when I was a horny tween I would do it quite a bit to the point where I developed blisters. Tbf, I did it dry, only relying on precum, but yeah. Now-a-days no more than once a day 5-6 times a week.
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Ummm. Masturbation isn't dangerous unless you're doing dangerous things like jerking off with sandpaper, cracking your dick over with a wooden ladle, jerking off every hour on the hours for hours on end etc. Even if it takes you 15+ mins to break one out, it's not dangerous in of itself.
I saw this Christopher Hitchens clip a long time back, in it he offers the only argument worth considering on Global Warming
We have nothing to lose and everything to gain by doing something about Climate Change. The only reason Climate Change denial exists is because of the strength and sway of Big Oil.
I can agree with his "nothing to lose" argument. A lot of his views tend to be spot on.
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He also mentions my stance in that it probably is too late and it's the outcome no matter what we do.
I think we should focus on pollution and adapting to a warming planet. Focus on renewable, sustainable energies. But not necessarily CO2 emissions if at all.
Why would you hope this? Dentistry won't matter once the Climatocalypse begins.
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Oh yeah, I tried humping a couch one time. Again—horny exploring tween. It didn't work so thank god I quit.
I've always wondered if interior wall paint would make good lube....
Wow Rob, a middle-aged man jerks off 3 times a day? That's almost commendable. Good for you man. I thought you had access to the actual thing but okay.
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