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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
Not to mention that even if Magneto is powerful enough to overcome the enchantment. Magneto has zero feats of moving heavy objects very fast or multi-tasking while moving heavy objects.
So trying to control Mjolnir during a fight would be a very bad idea.
Ability to accelerate heavy objects = ability to accelerate much lighter objects much faster. This is due to fact that a net force causes acceleration. And also Fnet=ma
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Nov 23rd, 2017 07:37 PM
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The fact that you don't think there's a difference between hitting something and actually carrying it proves my point about you.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Nov 23rd, 2017 07:40 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
The fact that you don't think there's a difference between hitting something and actually carrying it proves my point about you.
The fact that you don't know that they are the same (since the enchantment works horizontally as well as vertically) then shows about your intelligence. Moving Mjolnir in any direction defies the enchantment. The speed in which you try to move it is irrelevant. Hitting something away requires a momentarily push.
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Nov 23rd, 2017 07:56 PM
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Lol!!!
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Nov 23rd, 2017 08:13 PM
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Come to think of it. If you want to claim Kurse is thousands of times stronger than the Hulk. I'm fine with it.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Nov 23rd, 2017 08:39 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Stop with the excuses. He shouldn't need to be at his best to deal with outdated cops. A depowered Thor wrecked shield agents you inbreed.
Thor hits him first. He isn't powerful enough to withstand Thor power. Better warrior, quicker reactions, etc. magneto is a joke compared to the true MCU.
But Magneto is at his best in this thread so any other version of him is irrelevant...
Starting distance in a forum fight is 100 yards; Thor does not hit him 1st as a result...
Magneto shields himself, and basically turns the world on Thor in an endless shower of metal until Thor drops...
Magneto wins...
The only real question is how long does it take Mags to put Thor down...
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Nov 25th, 2017 03:48 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
But Magneto is at his best in this thread so any other version of him is irrelevant...
Starting distance in a forum fight is 100 yards; Thor does not hit him 1st as a result...
Magneto shields himself, and basically turns the world on Thor in an endless shower of metal until Thor drops...
Magneto wins...
The only real question is how long does it take Mags to put Thor down...
We do not ignore his entire history because you're biased and upset he loses. He is far quicker and blasts him with lightning.
He needs to really dug deep into the earth and prepare for this he can't just do so in the middle of a fight on the fly. Watch the film again.
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Nov 25th, 2017 03:53 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
We do not ignore his entire history because you're biased and upset he loses. He is far quicker and blasts him with lightning.
He needs to really dug deep into the earth and prepare for this he can't just do so in the middle of a fight on the fly. Watch the film again.
Once his shields are up and his created distance via flying, he'll have all the time he needs to shower Thor with a significant percentage of the planet...
Magneto wins...
Magneto is just far, far, more powerful than Thor based on feats...
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Nov 25th, 2017 03:55 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Once his shields are up and his created distance via flying, he'll have all the time he needs to shower Thor with a significant percentage of the planet...
Magneto wins...
Magneto is just far, far, more powerful than Thor based on feats...
Thor is too quick and blasts him out wins one shot. Nah, Thor is far stronger, more durable, and combat formidable to lose to a guy who cent protect his family against 1980's cops.
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Nov 25th, 2017 03:57 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Thor is too quick and blasts him out wins one shot. Nah, Thor is far stronger, more durable, and combat formidable to lose to a guy who cent protect his family against 1980's cops.
Thor got taken out by having a needle jabbed into his @ss!
Magneto wins...
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Nov 25th, 2017 03:59 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Thor got taken out by having a needle jabbed into his @ss!
Magneto wins... Magneto still failed to protect his family. Thor sends him to meet the losers.
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:02 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Magneto still failed to protect his family. Thor sends him to meet the losers.
Thor is the loser; all that's needed to beat him is a needle filled with a sedative...
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:05 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Thor is the loser; all that's needed to beat him is a needle filled with a sedative...
Context. Magneto was tortured and is always picked on by humanity. He's a loser.
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:07 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
We should call Magneto the victim since human beings just torture his weak ass.
Nah, he gets ko'd by one blast of lightning. Thor then goes to his wife's grave and pisses on it.
Magneto is a bad mutha; he destroyed those who wronged him...
Magneto unleashed destroyed Auschitz completely...utterly...Magneto destroyed Shaw.
Magneto is a bad@ss...
Thor, on the other hand, gets defeated by a 20 gauge needle in his rear end...
Magneto wins...
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:16 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Magneto is a bad mutha; he destroyed those who wronged him...
Magneto unleashed destroyed Auschitz completely...utterly...Magneto destroyed Shaw.
Magneto is a bad@ss...
Thor, on the other hand, gets defeated by a 20 gauge needle in his rear end...
Magneto wins...
Nah, Apoc had to. He was too busy crying and being emotional.
Magneto fights weaklings and is a victim. Thor is a badass who leads his people while Magneto always sides with his master, Xavier.
Thor wins, easily.
Poor Erik.
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:18 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Nah, Apoc had to. He was too busy crying and being emotional.
Magneto fights weaklings and is a victim. Thor is a badass who leads his people while Magneto always sides with his master, Xavier.
Thor wins, easily.
Poor Erik.
Poor Thor...
Its sad that all that's needed to beat him is a sedative...
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:21 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Poor Thor...
Its sad that all that's needed to beat him is a sedative...
Erik lost his entire family to 80's comics and he wept like a *****. Thor ends him. Poor Erik.
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:24 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Erik lost his entire family to 80's comics and he wept like a *****. Thor ends him. Poor Erik.
Thor was taken out by EMS personnel...
Magneto crushes Thor...easily.
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Nov 25th, 2017 04:26 AM
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