"After releasing images this weekend of a smiling Kim on top of Mount Paektu, an active volcano on the China and North Korea border, the nation's state media said the "peerlessly illustrious commander" can control "the nature."
The evidence for this weather modification?
When Kim "ascended" to the top of the 9,000-foot mountain through thick snow wearing his signature double-breasted winter coat and black leather shoes, a blizzard gave way to "fine weather unprecedented."
Kim was apparently responsible for this moment of sunshine on what should have been, according to a North Korean government statement, a dreary winter day. "
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