I'd keep wads of it in various pockets so I can reach in and throw it in people's faces in a variation of Dale Gribble's pocket sand:
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
The authorities would have to know the serial numbers of the money for it to even start being traceable and how exactly are they going to find that out?
People watch too much TV and movies.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
^^^I wouldnt buy a car or a house. I already have a house and three vehicles.
I think the trick would be to not live outside your means. Thats what i meant by slowly.
Getting myself something cool here and there/every blue moon, is what i'd do with the money. No reason to go on a spending spree.