'Twas the night before memo, when all through the House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a louse;
The stories were prepped for the press with great care,
In hopes that the cameras soon would be there;
Congressmen nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of prostitutes danced in their heads;
And Trump on his Twitter, and I on my app,
Had just settled our brains for tomorrow’s big scrap,
When on CNN there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the laptop I flew like a flash,
Tore open the screen and prepared for the clash.
Wolf Blitzer was shouting about breaking news,
And wild Jim Acosta was shouting J’accuse!
And then to my wondering eyes did appear,
One Devin Nunes and his four-page premiere.
With some members of Congress so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment they’d all make me sick.
More rapid than eagles they ran to name names,
While Schiff shouted out that he had counterclaims.
“Now, Comey! Now, Rosenstein! Now Strzuck and Page!
On McCabe! On Mueller! Our sources of rage!
To the top of the jail! To the top of Trump’s wall!
Now go away, go away, go away all!”
That's as far as I've gotten. And I have to go drink myself into oblivion in preparation for tomorrow.
Good Stuff. Good Stuff.
__________________ Banned 30 days for the Crime of "ETC"... and when I "ETC" I do it HARD!!!
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
The memo/dossier show's how corrupt Obama and the Democrat Party really is, not the we did know they wasn't corrupt already, this just proves never vote for that party!
Trump is not a good man, but hes also not a bad man. Hes just like everyone else, a flawed being. I honestly dont think any presidents has ever been straight bad people, just flawed being with powers that tries to do what they believe somewhat right, but still falls way short.
Not making excuses for those Presidents, just trying too be empathetic to their plights.
Because the only thing both sides does is ***** and moan and calls each other crooks.
Being empathetic to others is not making excuses. Is putting yourselves and their shoes, but fully make them take whatever blame or fault alluded to them.