Justice League wins both rounds. Wonder Woman can get a quick decap round one, since she's leagues faster and has a sword that can cut limbs off of Doomsday. Superman just flat out stomps round 2. The Hela jerking on this forum is getting a little ridiculous.
Remind me again, how many people did Wonder Woman decapitate during her movies?
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Don't forget Doomsday and all the fodder she fought in the three movies she's appeared in.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Are you trying to say that she can't or wouldn't? Trying to argue she'd hold back against the God of Death to argue Hela's win is a desperate move, so I'm hoping the it's the first.
CIS. If she's a clear bullet timer with a sword like that, she should have been able to just fine.
Either way, the fact is Wonder Woman's feats from her own movie show her to be leagues faster than Hela, and skilled with a sword that can for sure take off Hela's limbs. Did Hela regrow limbs in the movie? Can she heal from a severed head? Do Hela's throwing knives really have any chance of hitting a person with the speed and reaction time to block bullets and lightning? Do you guys really want to settle on "but she's never cut off anyones head before so she can't!" as your argument?
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I don't recall the thread starter turning off CIS or making this a bloodlusted match.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
I know Steppenwolf wasn't a speedster, and he had no problems blockings hits from WW. Heck, WW couldn't even land hits on him despite the help of Aquaman.
WW doesn't have feats of completely blitzing decent opponents, we can't just randomly invent feats for her.
Certain DC fans just want to argue power sets rather than characters.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
It took an all powerful Surtur to take her down and people want us to believe that the paltry Justice League has a chance? Better yet, single members like Wonder Woman or Superman? Lol, whatever. Pass that crack pipe please.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
His entire schtick seems to be "Look at me, I'm f*cking obnoxious!".
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Not to mention the way he actually runs. I am not sure if the writers made him, or Miller thought it would be funny, but when they actually show him running up close, at the end of the film, it looks idiotic, limbs flailing about.
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