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Shantae: Half-Genie Hero
A side-scrolling platformer that's been out since late 2016. As the name implies, you're a genie out saving the world whipping hair at bad guys and dancing to new transformations of animals. Game is multiplatform on both Xbox, PC, PS4, Wii U, and the Switch.
I have been neglecting this game for so long and am ashamed of it but with a physical rerelease happening for the Switch version with all DLC included coming out next month, I'm taking the opportunity and getting that. Really looks fun.
If it's meant for a keyboard, don't bother with a cheap "use joy2key" page. If you encourage gamepad play, get off your lazy ass and program it in.
No tolerance for lazy professionals. You take my money, and you're damned right I'll act entitled, as any consumer has the right to do. (And of course, I'll talk with my wallet, and never, ever buy another product from this dev.)