Take a movie and assign members of KMC roles from that movie that most accurately represent their personality and dynamic they have with other forum members/movie characters. I'll use the classic Scary Movie 2 (2001) as an example:
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- Cindy: Zenwolf
The woefully naive and innocent protagonist
- Brenda: Fated Xtasy
The sassy black woman
- Ray Wilkins: XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
The jock who has a particular affinity for his male friends
- Shorty: Emperordmb
The stoner who is always on cloud nine
- Buddy: ILS
Had a crush on Cindy and tricked her into giving him a handjob. Just seemed like something ILS would do, idk.
- Theo: Selenial
The arrogant seductress
- Dwight: Nephthys
The lonely and insecure scientist
- Professor Oldman: Azronger
The perverted, conniving head of the paranormal operation
- Alex: MythLord
The jealous, horny girl who ****s a ghost and catches feelings
- Hanson: Kurk
The deformed, reclusive freak that everyone avoids
Captain America - ILS, the leader of the forums, the hero on the frontlines, the greatest warrior and inspiration to all of his subjects.
Iron Man - Gideon, the smooth operator who flies high above the clouds ending his opponents with precision missile blasts and lasers, never running out of new tricks.
Hulk - kbroskywalker, large, retarded, autistic as hell green mutant.
Thor - Badabing crashes down from the heavens, unleashing the ban hammer on evildoers.
Black Widow - Selenial, some **** we have here for fan service.
Hawkeye - Ziggy, sits in the background stealth killing enemies with impunity, but is actually possessing of no unique talents or powers other than his ability to pick his shots wisely.
Nick Fury - Ellimist because he still can't get Ant's cum out of his eye after his last post got jizzed all over.
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__________________ RealistRacism: "Sheevites, much like the Banites, were meant to increase in power with each member. From Lightsnake to Gideon to Azronger, this was supposed to be the case. However, knowledge must've been lost in some kind of Gravid-like incident, as Az turned out to be a mid-tier debater with a sub-par track record, sh!itting all over Tempest's legacy. Sad."
This post's title should be renamed to "Your favorite KMC members".
__________________ RealistRacism: "Sheevites, much like the Banites, were meant to increase in power with each member. From Lightsnake to Gideon to Azronger, this was supposed to be the case. However, knowledge must've been lost in some kind of Gravid-like incident, as Az turned out to be a mid-tier debater with a sub-par track record, sh!itting all over Tempest's legacy. Sad."
Iron Man - ILS, the witty main hero that's both brilliant and ****ed up Pepper - LotL, a nice guy who would get shredded to pieces without the aid of our main hero Mandarin - Tempest, looks badass but in the end doesn't really contribute anything meaningless and is just an empty shell Rhodey - Ant, the good and loyal guy heroically fighting for all of us, even tho he sometimes acts like a fuggot compared to the protagonist Killian - Azronger, the powerful psycho Iron Man automated suits - all the socks of Jack
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They are angry because they have been forced to recognize that their hour has arrived; that the time has come to surrender power to Shimrra and the new order."
Frodo - Urs, a youngster that's behind every other hero in power capabilities, but is an underdog who will in the end destroy the evil of KMC
Gandalf - me, has lore knowledge above everybody else in the squad, dies once in a while and goes offline before returning in a new shade
Aragorn - ILS, powerful, relentlessness warrior calmly going into any fight with even the most retarded scaling
Galadriel - Zenwolf, barely does anything in any kind of conflict but when he does he demonstrates superiority to the entire human kind
Legolas - Wullf, total homosex fuggot who's a good loyal guy with a warm heart and helps defend the Slorg
Gimli - Zoltan, gets drunk but still whopping ass
Sam - Ant, both the resident fuggot and the greatest hero of all of us at once who will never let you down when you need aid
The other two - LeGenD and Freedon Nadd, kinda retarded but you can't help but like them cuz they're an awesome comic relief
Boromir - Skillz, the great warrior, awesome combatant, but still gets cheapshotted by Caseiden and dies as a cuck
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They are angry because they have been forced to recognize that their hour has arrived; that the time has come to surrender power to Shimrra and the new order."
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Hermione- KingJoker, cute fanfavorite, who is often shipped with the main char.
Ron- MythLord, slightly cringy, but extremely loyal friend. ****s Joker every night.
Luna- DMB, pretty damn crazy, believes in weird shit, and takes drugs.
Neville- Zenwolf. Seems innocent and weird, but is actually a brave warrior.
Ginny- Slayne. Probably mad awesome but doesn't have enough screentime
Draco- Beni, archenemy of our hero.
Cho Chang- Neph, former crush of our hero.
Dumbledore- JKBart. Mad smart, the most powerful dude alive, but he has a deadly disease. Will end up trolling everyone with his death.
Snape- Elm, seems to hate our hero, and constantly makes fun of him, but actually loves him more than anyone else does.
Voldemort- SunRazer, once the top member of the forums, now a evil psychopath, who constantly lol's.
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They are angry because they have been forced to recognize that their hour has arrived; that the time has come to surrender power to Shimrra and the new order."
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Land of Oz -- KMC's prime debaters where the knowledge is stored
Dorothy -- Any new, naive debater (can be from Comicvine) who comes to KMC hoping to learn from the best so that they can go back and apply it.
Toto -- Jmanghan -- annoying whiner that no one takes seriously
Wicked Witch of the East -- Quanchi112 -- low tier fodder shit who gets walked over even by the newest debaters. His death is celebrated by everyone on the forums as is the absence of his cancerous posts and belligerent attacks.
Wicked Witch of the West -- Azronger -- Annoying Sheevite who goes after anyone who doesn't support his cause.
Good Witch of the North -- Any of the active mods Helpful, advises the new user, stays out of the overall mud throwing but intervenes when needed. Plays the role of god.
The Munchkins -- normie KMC members
The Scarecrow -- Galan/Zenwolf -- Loyal, insightful on many topics, helps the new guy out without being intimidating.
Tin Man -- DMD -- Long out of his debating prime, a shell of his former self, needs help to free him from his drug habits and shitty lifestyle; but once free a good mentor to the new guy.
Lion -- Beniboybling -- Tries to act like tough shit, but is a cowardice in truth who runs away the minute his arguments gets pulled apart.
Apple throwing trees -- Cz_zoltan -- Bullies new members
Land of Oz Gatekeeper -- Ant -- tries to show off how great KMC's debating community is (was).
Wizard of Oz -- ILS -- Everyone holds him the highest regards, but he's really a loser IRL who hides behind the facade of his hyped up account.
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KMC members as movie characters
Mar 30th, 2018 08:53 PM
