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Edna Witch
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Ok then! Ushgarak meet Jinda the Hutt!
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Be careful! He is prone to biting strangers! Especially when he has had no dinner!
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Mar 22nd, 2001 06:08 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Aahh!!
Ahem. Hello, Mr. "The Hutt".
Actually, I killed a Hutt once, but that's a long story...
Um... has he had dinner? Those staring eyes are suspicious...
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Mar 22nd, 2001 06:10 AM |
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Edna Witch
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Since you ask, no he hasnt! I have been punishing him for what he did to Derek earlier today. He stole his finger and wedged it deep down in the fuel converter for the hyperdrive on my ship. I wasnt impressed. I had to dismantle the whole thing to get it out. Wasted hours of my time! he'll never do it again!
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Mar 22nd, 2001 06:14 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Right... (stays away from psycho bat)
Oh, you DO have a ship... well, I can get you a good deal on upgrades for it.
Well, I guess our conversation in this thread is over as well... au revoir...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Mar 22nd, 2001 06:16 AM |
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Edna Witch
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Yes I will see you when I return from Tatooine. Yes I have a ship. My broomstick is hardly practical for interstellar travel. And not at all comfortable!
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Mar 22nd, 2001 06:19 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Why DO people want to keep going to Tatooine? Place is a dump...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Mar 22nd, 2001 06:25 AM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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It's a haven for profit seeking entrepreneurs like me. Mos Leche was heaven, but I don't think I should show my face there for a while.
So Edna, I have a contract for you  you'll love it. Now cough up that pic and we'll have a ball. We will boost this place to new heights with the likes of you. 
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Mar 22nd, 2001 01:57 PM |
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Gundark
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Never sign a contract with queeq unless you consult your lawyer first, Edna. And THEN don't sign it. 
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Mar 22nd, 2001 04:54 PM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Hey, you profit every day from the contract you and I have.
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:05 AM |
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Gundark
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Oh, yes, my lawyer advised me to sign that one after he got that visit from your....friend.
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:09 AM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Yes, he was very convincing wasn't he?
I'm sure Edna will just die when she meets him. 
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:26 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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This sounds bad. What am I missing here? I have responsiblites, you know...
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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:32 AM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Nothing to worry about, Ush, nothing to worry about. It's just some... legal business. That's all.
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:45 AM |
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Gundark
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Yes, the incinerator at the tavern is fed with...legal business. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:47 AM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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It is? I told you to stop burning lawyers.
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:53 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Ok, now I'm REALLY worried...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Mar 23rd, 2001 03:56 AM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Don't be. It's just a national passtime where she's from.
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Mar 23rd, 2001 04:06 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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I'm still suspicious... and Edna isn't back from Tatooine yet. Have you had her intercepted or something?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Mar 23rd, 2001 04:12 AM |
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queeq
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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I wouldn't dare. I'm waiting for her as much as you do. She's the last of the women on these boards now Gundy's sneaked off again.
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Mar 23rd, 2001 04:23 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Oh, the endless male domination of sci-fi, how depressing...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
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