StiltmanFTW
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Star-Lord vs Spider-Man
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Inspired by Infinity War, obviously.
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May 13th, 2018 06:46 AM
Digi
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They have a dance-off, set to Footloose. Pete destroys.
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May 13th, 2018 12:39 PM
riv6672
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What are Pete’s dancing feats? Dont think i’ve ever SEEN him dance.
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May 18th, 2018 08:44 PM
StiltmanFTW
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May 18th, 2018 08:47 PM
riv6672
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Oh! So cool!
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May 18th, 2018 08:49 PM
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May 18th, 2018 10:34 PM
Digi
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There are 1-2 other dance feats for Pete, though I use the term loosely. The best were the cheesy scenes from the 70's when he and Mary Jane were hitting the town. Truly awful stuff.
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May 18th, 2018 11:48 PM
deathslash
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Digi
There are 1-2 other dance feats for Pete, though I use the term loosely. The best were the cheesy scenes from the 70's when he and Mary Jane were hitting the town. Truly awful stuff.
his best dancing feats came from spider-man 3. He practically created the walk & snap. He also had that scene where he danced with gwen.
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May 19th, 2018 02:23 AM
StiltmanFTW
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by deathslash
his best dancing feats came from spider-man 3. He practically created the walk & snap. He also had that scene where he danced with gwen.
Gwen was so much hotter than MJ.
I'd f*ck her holes till my dick fell off.
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May 19th, 2018 02:36 AM
Vanguard
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Star Lord has better gear. Spiderman has better everything else.
May 19th, 2018 04:10 AM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Digi
There are 1-2 other dance feats for Pete, though I use the term loosely. The best were the cheesy scenes from the 70's when he and Mary Jane were hitting the town. Truly awful stuff.
Pete cuts in...
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...and then leaves w. Ned?!?
Starlord FTW, man. SMH.
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May 19th, 2018 09:47 AM
StiltmanFTW
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I'm going to troll the whole Spider-brigade with that scan...
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May 19th, 2018 01:47 PM
Digi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm going to troll the whole Spider-brigade with that scan...
How? It's hilarious, and a perfect old-school example of the old hidden identity struggle. Fans take themselves too seriously too often.
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May 19th, 2018 03:02 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Pete is gay, bro. Deal with it.
You can see Ned is already "getting ready" with those hands in his pockets in the second panel.
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May 19th, 2018 03:17 PM
DarkSaint85
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'Hidden identity' indeed.
As a gay man.
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May 19th, 2018 03:21 PM
Digi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Pete is gay, bro. Deal with it.
You can see Ned is already "getting ready" with those hands in his pockets in the second panel.
Like I said, funny stuff. My favorite part is how brutally he shuts down MJ. Superman's old school dickery is more well-known, but Pete has a handful as well.
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May 19th, 2018 06:05 PM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm going to troll the whole Spider-brigade with that scan...
ha!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by DarkSaint85
'Hidden identity' indeed.
As a gay man.
HA!
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May 19th, 2018 07:58 PM
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Spider-man had a pretty good showing against Zodiac.
He should be able to pull the same stint on Star-Lord.
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May 19th, 2018 08:05 PM
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