The only way this could be decent is if it revealed that the bitter and lonely Obi-Wan, in exchanged for his protection against the Empire and Tusken Raiders, forced Owen Lars to let him phuck his wife whenever he was in the mood, and it was Owen finally standing up to Obi and refusing to be bullied anymore that led to his being killed by the Empire.
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
If they made this they'd probably shoehorn in a gay love story.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
First I heard of this so I googled, apparently he's pansexual and the closeted-gay-hyper-hetero-sphere is indeed freaking out over it. They're so fragile; they should just come out of the closet already.
Yes. We find out that Mouse Droid and R2 Struck up a friend ship during the FIRST MOVIE and it was really Mouse Droid that turned off the shields around the exhaust vent that allowed the torpedo to hit the reactor. None of this Inbuilt BULLSHIT Nonsense that Rogue One tried to barf out on us. Mouse Droid. The Rebellions Most Unsung Hero!
MAKE THIS MOVIE DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________ Banned 30 days for the Crime of "ETC"... and when I "ETC" I do it HARD!!!
I have a bad feeling about this one, but I'm an optimist at heart, so here's hoping.
__________________ What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.