__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
The fight begins. Metro Man goes, takes a shower, does his grocery shopping, comes home...catches up on 10-11 netflix shows, does his laundry, takes a very long nap, comes back to see the Avengers...motionless like statues.
Then he beats them down before a single synapse in their brains has fired.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Did you forget how Tighten(who had all of Metro Man's powers) lifted an entire skyscraper and chucked it like a log at MegaMind? He's stronger than Hulk easily and based on that I could see him even holding open Nidvalir's forge since that single feat eclipses anything Thor or Hulk has ever done in MCU.
He should have more than enough strength to knock them out or kill them ,especially if he hits them at hyper speed which will multiply the force to an insane degree.