FrothByte
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DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?
The male equivalent to my "DCEU vs. MCU: Who has hotter milfs" thread. Didn't know what the male equivalent for "milf" was. FILF?
Anyway, you get the idea. It was harder to make the matchups with the men because there were more of them and it was hard to find pairs with common themes in similar age brackets, so forgive me if I stretched things a bit. But here it goes...
Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark
Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall
Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross
Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)
Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury
Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)
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Jul 15th, 2018 07:58 PM
Impediment
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Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
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Tony Stark and Heimdall are very handsome.
MCU for the win.
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Jul 15th, 2018 08:40 PM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Heimdall
Well, if you're into corpses...
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Jul 15th, 2018 08:53 PM
Josh_Alexander
Keeper of Cosmic Balance
Gender: Male Location: Everywhere
Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FrothByte
The male equivalent to my "DCEU vs. MCU: Who has hotter milfs" thread. Didn't know what the male equivalent for "milf" was. FILF?
Anyway, you get the idea. It was harder to make the matchups with the men because there were more of them and it was hard to find pairs with common themes in similar age brackets, so forgive me if I stretched things a bit. But here it goes...
Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark
Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall
Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross
Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)
Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury
Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)
1. Stark
2. Wayne for me
3. Ross without a doubt
4. Jonathan
5. Nick Fury
6. Obadiah
MCU stomps...as usual.
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Jul 15th, 2018 10:10 PM
FrothByte
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Re: Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
1. Stark
2. Wayne for me
3. Ross without a doubt
4. Jonathan
5. Nick Fury
6. Obadiah
MCU stomps...as usual.
Have you done the MILF thread yet?
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Jul 16th, 2018 12:30 AM
Dr Will Hatch
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Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FrothByte
The male equivalent to my "DCEU vs. MCU: Who has hotter milfs" thread. Didn't know what the male equivalent for "milf" was. FILF?
Anyway, you get the idea. It was harder to make the matchups with the men because there were more of them and it was hard to find pairs with common themes in similar age brackets, so forgive me if I stretched things a bit. But here it goes...
Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark
Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall
Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross
Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)
Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury
Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)
Tony Stark
Heimdall(If it were Baleman, I'd pick Wayne, but Batfleck is meh)
Thunderbolt Ross
Adrian Toomes
Nick Fury
Obadiah Stane(It's close, though)
Jul 16th, 2018 02:25 AM
NemeBro
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Saving KMC
Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FrothByte
Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark
Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall
Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross
Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)
Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury
Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)
Stand aside hetfags, an actual butt pirate has entered the thread.
1. Both are very handsome for their age, with Jor-El having nicer hair but Tony looking a bit more youthful. Fairly even split. Hard to choose.
2. Batfleck looks weirdly fat with the suit on. Suit on Heimdall, without Batfleck.
3. Ross, easily tbh lol.
4. Toomes, but I'm biased. Jonathan Kent is the personification of evil in the DCEU. How could I ever look favorably upon his appearance?
5. Alfred.
6. Stane.
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Jul 16th, 2018 02:45 AM
HulkIsHulk
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Jor El
Wayne
Gordon
Toomes
Alfred
Ludendorrf
So as for the guys here DCEU leads
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Jul 16th, 2018 09:34 AM
MrMind
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Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark Downey Jr is good looking, Russell Crowe is not
Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall Bale
Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross I hate gary oldman so the other guy
Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture) Kevin Costner
Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury I love Samuel Jackson but he is by no mean good looing, alfred from which film? Jeremy Irons was good looking when he was young, Michael Caine was creepy as fu back in the 80s, though I did love the movie dress to kill
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Jul 16th, 2018 08:13 PM
FrothByte
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by MrMind
Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall Bale
Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross I hate gary oldman so the other guy
Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury I love Samuel Jackson but he is by no mean good looing, alfred from which film? Jeremy Irons was good looking when he was young, Michael Caine was creepy as fu back in the 80s, though I did love the movie dress to kill
This is the DCEU we're talking about, not the Nolan TDK trilogy.
So Bruce Wayne = Ben Affleck
Commissioner Gordon = J.K. Simmons
Alfred = Jeremy Irons
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Jul 16th, 2018 09:01 PM
BruceSkywalker
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MCU stomps a mudhole thru them
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Jul 16th, 2018 10:03 PM
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