So if you liked getting spanked or choked during sex, you'd have to spank and choke your partner instead? I guess all physical sports would be out too. Though I'd love to see Kane go for a chokeslam only to be flung violently through the air by some unseen force
Gender: Unspecified Location: Listening for a "rip"
I'd make sure to be recorded in every different important age of history beating off. Same name and face.
From cave drawings to pyramids there would be a myriad of images showing me beating off in different poses. I'd leave a perfectly preserved pubic hair behind in every location so today's scientists are baffled.
Tribe leader Bran, Pharaoh Bran, Bran the Jacker, King Bran the first, President Bran, etc all have the same pubic hair and all are depicted beating off.
Now that's a legacy!
"I am about to go in the kitchen and see if I can make tin foil make the ripping noise."
"I tried ripping metal...just wouldn't work for me."
This sounds cool, although there would be loss for some of us. MMA is my favorite sport, and I enjoy kickboxing and such. Losing them would suck, but I guess martial arts wouldn't be necessary in this new world.
I'm always watching.
Last edited by StyleTime on Sep 11th, 2018 at 11:48 PM
Another tweak I have to implement. I like martial arts too. Perhaps as long as genuinely good sportsmanship is practiced, the spell would allow "competitive damage". After all, sports are consensual, meant to be enjoyed, and attitude/intent should count.
But then ... what if the damage is significant (eg, brain trauma). Maybe the main effect of the spell could kick in when such damage becomes imminent.
Damn this is hard.
Shinier than a speeding bullet.