Tony easily, he just has far better resources and is a hell of a lot smarter.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
The IM suit is way more valuable than any training Batman could give you. When aliens show up do you wanna be able to bust out a high tech suit of armor or do you wanna be able to throw a batarang super accurately?
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Other than use the suit, what is Tony gonna train you to do? Teach you the joy of alcoholism?
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
The Op is about training and protection, why wouldn't you get access to a suit?
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Because Tony protecting you doesn't mean Tony gives you a suit?
Heck he's taken Spider-Man under his tutelage and given him a suit, but that suit wouldn't be very useful without Spidey powers. So even he got nothing like a proper IM suit.
Ironman doesn't really tackle crime so on a day to day basis probably Batman. Then again Gotham is more of a crime ridden shithole to begin with than Stark's New York.
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Spidey didn't get a proper suit because he already has powers and so Tony made the suit with that in mind. We know Tony has plenty of suits to spare.
As for the science, money, and being a playboy...unless you're a genius Tony wouldn't be able to teach you anything special. When it comes to making money...besides the fact he was born into a rich family with connections, his intellect plays a big part too(designing weapons). Lol even Tony being a playboy isn't really cuz he's some super suave ladies man it's cuz he's rich and women find him attractive.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Probably Tony...he used to design and sell weapons.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
The thread is about iron Man and Batman protecting and training you. It's rather obvious that the training is supposed to be geared towards being a hero. Thus Ironman training would involve you getting a suit.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
For a billionaire with access to superscience, Bruce’s training regimen looked entirely low tech. And he seems old, anger and bitter to me. Would probably take it out on you as he “trains” you.
While the other guy is probably gonna put you in a supersuit, set you up in one of his hi-tech villas up in the mountains with all the champagne you can drink.
So if it’s betweeen swigging a champagne glass in the glitzy and model-infested mansions of MCU Malibu or beating old tires with a sledgehammer all day in the gritty crime infested streets of DCEU Gotham, I know where my choice will be.
Id rather get training done with Bruce because outside of the suit Tony is no fighter but maybe get Tonys tech after you graduate?... also id imagine you'd get wayyy more pu$$y hanging out with Tony than you would this particular version of Bruce so there's that
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