Glad I have kids and grand kids, the male sperm count in the west continues to declin Started by: Putinbot1
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Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Eon Blue
I’d do the judging, but Rob being Rob wouldn’t let me. He’s say I’m biased, when in reality in the most objective person here.
^ We have our first tester/judge. Need two more.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 06:24 PM
Raptor22
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My sperm are so strong they didnt even fertilize an egg to conceive my kids. Instead they just devour the eggs for protein then thru a combination of swimming for exercise mixed with pure awesomeness they grew into fully formed babies.
True story
Apr 3rd, 2019 07:09 PM
steverules_2
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
FFS. Sperm thread, Steve. Sperm!
I've got plenty of that but no children through not trying for them
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Apr 3rd, 2019 07:15 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by steverules_2
I've got plenty of that but no children through not trying for them
Something about Mary popped in my head Steve.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 08:14 PM
steverules_2
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Putinbot1
Something about Mary popped in my head Steve.
No relation
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Apr 3rd, 2019 08:15 PM
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Idgaf about my potency. Told myself no kids ever. If my sperm got out, it'd probably cause a mutant baby due to how much shit I put it through. Vasectomy ftw.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 11:30 PM
Badabing
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Putinbot1
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/...-to-fall/572794
I'm glad as I embark on my third set of children my sperm is proven and I don't live in the west. If you haven't got kids already and are under 40, do it now, or you may never have enough sperm. Whirly, could you count my sperm?
J/K
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Apr 4th, 2019 05:51 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Badabing
Whirly, could you count my sperm?
J/K haha, sure, I'd need a sample, haemocytometer and decent microscope. Oh, and rubber gloves. 😎
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When I cum the state of California declares a state of emergency.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BackFire
When I cum the state of California declares a state of emergency.
chuckles.
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