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StiltmanFTW
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Zohan wins. Easily.

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Originally posted by Jmanghan
I'm just using that to say Zohan's toon force is fallible.

Like, Kung Fury had a level of toon force yet got nearly killed by 2 shots from a mini-gun.

You could argue the grenade and RPG were outlier's though.

Okay, I was imagining a completely different scenario from your last post.

The Meg suddenly going all Jabberjaws, using its fins to fire an RPG while going �Nyuk nyuk nyuk�.

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I'm convinced at this point that this is intentional trolling. Otherwise, he would have made at least one competitive thread through sheer dumb luck by now.

Also, i previously didn't even know if Zohan's feats were enough to kill this giant shark so easily.

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StiltmanFTW
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Zohan feels no pain.

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Well, you know what they say. You don�t mess w. The Zohan.

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the meg soon realizes that you don't f%ck with the zohan

These guys get it.

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Okay, so I've never see the Zohan movie.

What can this guy do, exactly?

This has to be some kind of Looney Tunes/Kung Fu Hustle type shit.

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Nibedicus
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https://youtu.be/ukmEYQjbauc

Here�s a few �feats�.

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Zohan is basically a low-tier reality warper, considering he can do things like make a balloon animal out of rocks and pull objects seemingly out of nowhere.

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Okay, so I've never see the Zohan movie.

WHAT?!

Imp, you'll love it. It's so full of juvenile humour and sex jokes, it's impossible not to be a fan.

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What can this guy do, exactly?

His bush is the biggest.

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This has to be some kind of Looney Tunes/Kung Fu Hustle type shit.

He's not a serious character, no.

But his film was far more enjoyable than Meg with Statham playing Statham.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
WHAT?!

Imp, you'll love it. It's so full of juvenile humour and sex jokes, it's impossible not to be a fan.

His bush is the biggest.

He's not a serious character, no.

But his film was far more enjoyable than Meg with Statham playing Statham.

Penis pushups FTW.

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