Never heard of suicide referred to this way(tops himself), but okay.
Awful.
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Why would anyone take their own life? It's not like members of powerful organized crime cartels would have him tortured for losing their money.
I kid. Kind of.
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nice pun. work it into a meme, I bet it'll go viral
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And due to internet censorship ironically it might not ever be seen in China.
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There's a combo multiplier infection joke to make here but I just. Can't. Catch. It.
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A massive recession just means more room to grow. Our mutual funds will finally turn a profit.
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For the public? Or just the fat cats sitting on top?
If the latter, that just means opportunity for a regime change.
__________________ What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
Well yeah, cats can't get the virus. Even the fat ones.
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Can get kitty leukemia though, from all the Monday business meetings and lunchtime lasaaagga.
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So were the injuries caused by the train? Why wasn't there a report as soon as he was hit? Only after someone finds him on the side of the tracks.
Not to tin foil hat this, but aren"t there easier ways to kill yourself?
Isn't this a good way to cover up murder? Make him write a note, beat to death, dump body by train.
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Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
No, you'd see evidence of death from other causes if he was beaten prior to being moved to the tracks. If he was beaten to death, he'd have to be beaten to death minutes before the train hit him to cover up the tracks (no pun intended).
Even then, the beating would have to be done with something that would match the forensic profile of being hit by a train. They signs on the body, superficially and internally, that indicate with which type of object a person was harmed.
Also, if he was poisoned, it would show up in a toxicology report as long as samples were taken and tested quickly enough. That does not preclude the possibility of "super killer" poisons that quickly clear the system, as well as their metabolites, within minutes of killing the victim. Those things do exist.