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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
My Favorite Things
Okay, I don't know where I come up with these things, but, sing this to yourself instead of reading it (I assume you've all seen "The Sound of Music".) Its 2 verses then a chorus then 2 more verses then a chorus again.
"Stormtroopers Helmets and Chewie's Bowcaster"
"Those Ewoks on Endor sure were a disaster"
"And why don't Cantina Band guys ever sing?"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Ozzel and Needa lay dead on the deck"
"Hey Captain Piett, it looks like you're next"
"Piss off Darth Vader and look what it brings"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Grand Moff Tarkin!!! Artoo-Detoo!!!"
"Lando had a cool pad"
"I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad"
"Threepio doesn't like asteroid fields"
"Luke went to Yoda's and had a bad meal"
"The Princess and Solo are having a fling"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Old Ben Kenobi believed in the Force"
"Jabba the Hutt was as big as a horse"
"Does Vader's cape ever get static cling?"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Merchandising !!! Re-releases !!!"
"George's wallet gets fat"
"I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad"
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Oct 26th, 2000 07:17 AM |
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Xizor
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Location: Colorado |
That was awesome Gundark. I had to print it out and sing it to my roomates(then they beat me up )!!
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Oct 26th, 2000 08:45 AM |
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Darth Daft
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: London, UK |
I agree, that was the coolest Star Wars rhyme I've ever seen. Here's mine.
Chicken and chicken and a few bits of chicken,
topped with some chicken and a little bit of chicken,
Then add some chicken and a little bit more,
these are a few of my favourite things.
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Oct 27th, 2000 04:44 AM |
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Xizor
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Location: Colorado |
DD, I thought you prefered to make pancakes with your feet? My favorite things are mostly illegal.
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Oct 27th, 2000 08:37 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
DD, that doesn't even rhyme. You are a chicken's arse. 
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Oct 28th, 2000 01:35 AM |
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Darth Daft
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Poems don't need to rhyme.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
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Oct 28th, 2000 02:47 AM |
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Ratcat
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I've heard that before but it still made me laugh. Thanks DD, you brightened an otherwise dreary Saturday afternoon.
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Oct 28th, 2000 09:31 PM |
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Xizor
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: Colorado |
I like wrestling
card playing
drinking
basketball
baseball
football
smoking
reading
espionage
skydiving
high stakes gambling
highway racing
skullduggery
orienteering
building suspensionn bridges for fun
translating ethnic slurs for cuban immigrants
bare knuckle boxing
playing the harmonica
riding roller coasters
deep sea diving
monky dancing
Star Wars
skiing
and intercourse
But poetry is not so good!!
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Oct 30th, 2000 09:41 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Back off, Xizor. I spent a week laying awake in the middle of the night putting that all together in my head. You are bantha poodoo.
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Oct 30th, 2000 08:23 PM |
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Ratcat
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Now, now ladies, lets not fall out.
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Oct 31st, 2000 02:05 AM |
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Darth Daft
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Location: London, UK |
Don't worry, Gundark. I'm sure Xizor wasn't reffering to your poetry. Just poetry in general. He might just be one of these people who don't like to read poetry.
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Nov 3rd, 2000 04:58 AM |
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UnknownBountyHunter
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Location: Berlin, but soon moving t |
Xizor=Junge=Poetry-Disliker
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Nov 3rd, 2000 06:49 AM |
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Xizor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Colorado |
I'd prefer if my posts weren't tampered with you junge!!!
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Nov 5th, 2000 06:03 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Okay, I warned all of you that I would be back with more 
Here it is:
"Anakin Skywalker was a good kid"
"Too bad he's gonna turn out to be Sith"
"Sidious takes him right under his wing"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Qui-Gon and Yoda just can't get along"
"JarJar can do almost anything wrong"
"Padme is gonna end up with a ring"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Start the cloning ! New lightsabers !"
"Who is Anakin's dad ?"
"I simply remember my favorite things"
"And then I don't feel so bad"
"Obi-Wan sure does a number on Maul"
"Way down that deep shaft we all saw him fall"
"Now time to hire a new underling"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"The whole Jedi council is quite a mixed bunch"
"Like the cantina if you go there for lunch"
"The sport of the day seems to be podracing"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"What are midi's ? What's George thinking ? "
"Throwing us all of that crap"
"I simply remember my favorite things"
"And then I don't feel so bad"
Well, it may not be as good as the first one, but this rhyming thing and trying to get the right number of syllables is tricky. I'll try to torture you with some more down the road......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! 
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Feb 27th, 2001 05:40 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
This is Gundy's brain..
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Feb 27th, 2001 09:12 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
All this and brains too? Wow!!!
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Feb 27th, 2001 04:24 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
At least you don't have to listen to ME sing it.
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Feb 27th, 2001 08:00 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*pulls one of his earplugs out of his ear*
What did you say?
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