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After the luvvy dovey, the big goodbye.
Well, I was thinking about how people end relationships and a combination of something I heard on the radio and an episode of the Simpsons from last night.
So, anyone got any humdingers for ending a relationship? Here's some I got from the Simpson, the radio, TV and a couple I've had personally.
* Welcome to Dumpsville, population You! (H.J.Simpson)
* I am Gay. (H.J.Simpson)
* You are the weakest link, goodbye. (via phone text!!)
* Well I haven't seen you for 2 months and I don't miss you. (Miss C.Firmin)
* I feel I'm too old for you. (Miss D. Rattcliffe age 21 to Moi age 20)
* But you said we could see other people! (anon)
* We were on a break! (Ross gellar, Friends)
* Never call mne again! (via phone text!!)
* I'm living with your brother now (anon)
Any more, for any more....
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Feb 18th, 2001 06:42 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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Location: JP's bed |
How about: "Hi, I'm back and I'll stay here forever and ever and ever."
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Feb 18th, 2001 06:44 PM |
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Ratcat
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Um, don't think you quite got it, or maybe you did but that's another story.
Welcome back dosn't have much leaving in it does it? Kinda negates the point...
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Feb 18th, 2001 09:23 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
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Have a good life. (Then ride off into the sunset)
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Feb 18th, 2001 10:12 PM |
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Ratcat
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I normally got that just asking for a date!!!
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Feb 19th, 2001 12:07 AM |
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finti
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Well use one of my oldies: Shut the door when you leave.
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Feb 19th, 2001 01:42 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
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Slightly alter form of fint's...
"Don't let the door hit cha in the ass on the way out.."
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Feb 19th, 2001 02:37 AM |
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Ratcat
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Hmmm, shades of...
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Feb 19th, 2001 02:39 AM |
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Xizor
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: Colorado |
Here's a few from when I was in high school(I've only had 1 girlfriend in college, we are still together):
- When you and broke had sex that pretty much ended us right?
- I used to like you.
- So you're telling me you need to grow up more in order to be with me?
- When I get drunk I tend to sing songs to attractive girls, nothing against you personally
-Lately you've been very distant...and anoying. Plus you boss me so I'm going to have to...please stop crying.
- Guri speak freely with me: "You're attracted to this woman Leia." So.... "Such attraction can lead to bad judgement." HAHAHA...we'll see who wins in the end.
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Feb 19th, 2001 03:10 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Or: "How much do you charge for these past couple of (years/months/weeks)" while getting out your wallet.
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Feb 19th, 2001 03:36 AM |
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Xizor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Colorado |
In my first line the guys name was Brock. My second girlfriend had sex with a guy named Brock. I was a sophmore, she was a junior he was a senior.
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Feb 19th, 2001 03:39 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
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Location: JP's bed |
Hehehehe, pretty good one, Xiz.
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Feb 19th, 2001 03:50 AM |
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Ratcat
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Well, I guess that coveres all the major food groups apart from Freshman.
(Sorry, Buffy reference.)
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:07 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
You're excused.
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:17 AM |
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Ratcat
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Oh thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!!!
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:32 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
You're........ welcome?
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:34 AM |
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Ratcat
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I heard that.
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:39 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
I don't sense anything.
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:40 AM |
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Ratcat
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Well, weak with the Force are you....
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Feb 19th, 2001 04:43 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
I guess so... *slumps and walks off in disappointment*
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Feb 19th, 2001 02:27 PM |
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