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Well, getting BACK ON TOPIC... Lines to dump by?
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queeq
Chaos
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How about: "Bye.."?
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Feb 19th, 2001 06:30 PM |
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Creativity
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Noo..come on..you can do better than that!
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Feb 19th, 2001 08:07 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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Okay.
"Get the f... out of here!!!"
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Feb 19th, 2001 08:17 PM |
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Creativity
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Yeah..but that's not funny.
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Feb 19th, 2001 08:59 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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But very effective. You can't have it both ways, dear.
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Feb 19th, 2001 09:44 PM |
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Ratcat
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How about, Get out and take the stupid cat with you!!!
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Feb 20th, 2001 03:49 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Aside from "I love You" you mean?
How about "My therapist says I need space to grow as a person"? A reference like that normally worries them enough to make it smooth.
Or "I'm sorry, I just have a biological need to shag other women"?
I can claim credit for neither
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Feb 20th, 2001 04:39 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
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"I have to sow my oats. Nature demands it."
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Feb 20th, 2001 05:02 AM |
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Ratcat
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BUt I thought there was acourt order against you. 
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Feb 20th, 2001 05:37 AM |
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JediOasis
Better Man
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Location: Born on a Different Cloud |
"My girlfriend really thinks we need to stop seeing each other." And I have always loved the old classic, "its not you, its me."
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"I loved it the first time I saw it. It's goodies and baddies, cowboys and Indians in space. I was a child when it came out and it still appeals to me now. It is one of my favourite films ever and Darth Vader is best."
-Noel Gallagher
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Feb 20th, 2001 06:08 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Ooooooo, yeah, I had that one laid on me. "Its not you, its me. I need to find out who I am." Duh, why don't you look at your birth certificate, I'm sure it will tell you. Better yet, let me tell you who you are: You are #@$&*@!"
If you're going to tell her to take the cat, make sure she takes that stinking cat box too.
How about, "its been real, its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun"
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Feb 20th, 2001 05:52 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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"Life's too precious to waste it with you"
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Feb 20th, 2001 06:31 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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"I need someone who stimulates me intellectually. And you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer."
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Feb 20th, 2001 08:45 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
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Or the alltime classic:
"I'm off to buy some cigarettes."
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Feb 20th, 2001 10:01 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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Location: Skywalker Ranch |
What if RC doesn't smoke....cigarettes ? 
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Feb 21st, 2001 12:19 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Even better.
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Feb 21st, 2001 03:03 AM |
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finti
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How about Yes you are good but your best friend is better
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Feb 21st, 2001 04:06 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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Location: JP's bed |
"I have these strange red spots on my stomach..."
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Feb 21st, 2001 05:15 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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Oooooo..good one, finti..
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Feb 21st, 2001 09:19 PM |
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