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queeq
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finti is the only one here with a real sense of humour.
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Yeah..that was okay..but a little..typical.
I prefer the Jerry Springer/white trash version..
Yes, you're good, but your mother's better
*note, that can go from bad to worse depending on whether the boyfriend or the girlfriend says it*
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Feb 22nd, 2001 11:16 AM |
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Speaking from experience????
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Feb 22nd, 2001 01:13 PM |
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queeq
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Jerry Springer style? Is that just saying: "Yo a ho"!"
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Feb 22nd, 2001 02:32 PM |
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finti
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Nah that sounds like Rikki Lake the talk show for morons .
Hmm new lines "Talking to you babe is like shoveling snow on a rainy day." or "The more I see you the more I like dogs."
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Feb 22nd, 2001 02:59 PM |
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queeq
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"I was happier when I was shovelling @#%$ in the slaughterhouse."
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Feb 22nd, 2001 05:58 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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"I've had a better time with a happy meal"
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Feb 22nd, 2001 09:48 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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"Even the toy moved more than you do."
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Feb 22nd, 2001 09:50 PM |
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Gundark
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"I'm just not into necrophilia, sweetheart."
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Feb 22nd, 2001 11:02 PM |
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queeq
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"Cold, I don't mind. But this is ridiculous."
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Feb 23rd, 2001 01:07 AM |
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finti
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out off batteries again?
Do you have your period every day of the month?
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Feb 23rd, 2001 01:08 AM |
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Ratcat
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Jeezzz, this certainly took a turn...
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Feb 23rd, 2001 01:10 AM |
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queeq
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Nah, didn't like that one very much, RC. I don't think it'll work.
As for finti:
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Feb 23rd, 2001 01:22 AM |
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Gundark
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I think we have enough to write a book now.
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Feb 23rd, 2001 08:27 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
A manual.
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Feb 23rd, 2001 08:52 PM |
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Gundark
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This could become as big a seller as "Handbook for the recently deceased" in Beetlejuice.
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Feb 23rd, 2001 08:55 PM |
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queeq
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Doubt it. There are more deceased people then there are alive.
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Feb 23rd, 2001 08:58 PM |
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Gundark
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Good point. Well, RC, what else can we help you with now ?
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Feb 23rd, 2001 09:08 PM |
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queeq
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Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Let's see. We've handled the separation tips, the wedding preparations are proceeding as planned, we have made him evil and caused him to go off-topic, hmmmm. Looks like we're almost finished.
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Feb 23rd, 2001 09:13 PM |
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Gundark
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What could we possibly do for an encore ?
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