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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ilikecomics
Abou Ali, 22, professional footballer collapses on pitch during game
Fabrice NSakala, 31, Besiktas defender collapses on pitch during game
Jens De Smet, 27, footballer collapses on field, passes away of heart attack
Jente van Genechten, 25, footballer collapses on field due to heart attack
Frederic Lartillot, French footballer collapses in changing room, passes away due to heart attack after game
Benjamin Taft, 31, German footballer collapses after game, passes away due to heart attack
Rune Coghe, 18, Belgian footballer suffers cardiac arrest on pitch
Helen Edwards, referee taken off court during World Cup qualifier due to heart issues
Dimitri Lienard, 33, FC Strasbourg midfielder collapses during game
Sergio Aguero, 33, Barecelona star striker admitted to hospital for cardiac exam after match
Emil Palsson, 28, Sognal midfielder collapses due to cardiac arrest during game
Antoine Mιchin, 31, French triathlete suffers pulmonary embolism following Moderna
Luis Ojeda, 20, Argentine football player unexpectedly passes away
Greg Luyssen, 22, Belgian pro cyclist ends career due to heart issues
Pedro Obiang, 29, ex-West Ham star suffers myocarditis post vaccine
Carl Madsen, 71, NFL referee dies of heart attack after working the Chiefs-Titans game.
What about all these people ?
Steroid abuse is a thing in professional sports and steroids are well documented in causing heart damage.
Weird how you somehow failed to mention that obvious connection, it's almost like you're a biased clown with an anti-vax agenda...
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I'm definitely a clown tho *honk honk*
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I'd love to have huge balls.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Smasandian
Because they are professional and all professionals have perfect hearts.
Like Christian Eriksen, the Dutch footballer...just collapsed during an Euro Cup game.
Think Eriksen might be Danish.
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There was another footballer who had a heart attack on the pitch in 2012. I think it was Bolton against Manchester United in the FA cup, I'm not sure, but I definitely remember it was Bolton because their golakeeper was ginger and me and my friends kept calling him Ed Sheeran.
That was Fabrice Muamba IIRC. Laughing at the idea of a Golakeeper though, like someone whose job it is to look after everyone's cheap running shoes.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by samhain
Think Eriksen might be Danish.
That was Fabrice Muamba IIRC. Laughing at the idea of a Golakeeper though, like someone whose job it is to look after everyone's cheap running shoes.
**** you, it was a typo.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by samhain
Think Eriksen might be Danish.
That was Fabrice Muamba IIRC. Laughing at the idea of a Golakeeper though, like someone whose job it is to look after everyone's cheap running shoes.
Yes, you are right. My mistake....
Nov 9th, 2021 09:26 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Steroid abuse is a thing in professional sports and steroids are well documented in causing heart damage.
Weird how you somehow failed to mention that obvious connection, it's almost like you're a biased clown with an anti-vax agenda...
Also...Abou Ali had a seizure... not heart attack.
Nov 9th, 2021 09:28 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by samhain
That was Fabrice Muamba IIRC. Laughing at the idea of a Golakeeper though, like someone whose job it is to look after everyone's cheap running shoes.
Clearly a time-traveling version of the a covid vaccine is what caused his near death collapse.
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In fact I think it was Tottenham because I remember Gallas was right next to Muamba and at that time he played for Tottenham.
Imagine a player who went from Chelsea to Arsenal to Tottenham. Now if only he went to West Ham and then Millwall, he would have been the most hated footballer ever.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Nah Wait, are you saying you take steroids and your balls haven't shrunk?
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The most likely explanation is that soccer is a game for women and men with weak hearts.
Nov 9th, 2021 09:57 PM
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NFL is a game for people too stupid to understand what an off-side rule is.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blakemore
NFL is a game for people too stupid to understand what an off-side rule is.
"Sellouts expected for both Londons games, with far fewer Americans attending"
"Tickets went on sale later than usual, but the two NFL games to be played in London new months remain on pace to be sold out."
"the biggest sports crowd in Britain on Sunday about 60,000 at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will be hollering away when the Atlanta Falcons take on the New York Jets."
"the biggest sports crowd in Britain on Sunday about 60,000 at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will be hollering away when the Atlanta Falcons take on the New York Jets."
"Next weekend, another sell-out crowd will revel in the pompom-waving, XXL-jersey-over-hoodie-wearing, lite beer-slurping experience all over again when the Jacksonville Jaguars and Miami Dolphins come to town."
We gave u guys a taste of the good stuff and u kept coming back for more.
Nov 9th, 2021 10:25 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blakemore
Wait, are you saying you take steroids and your balls haven't shrunk?
Bingo!
Nov 9th, 2021 10:27 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Raptor22
"Sellouts expected for both Londons games, with far fewer Americans attending"
"Tickets went on sale later than usual, but the two NFL games to be played in London new months remain on pace to be sold out."
"the biggest sports crowd in Britain on Sunday about 60,000 at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will be hollering away when the Atlanta Falcons take on the New York Jets."
"the biggest sports crowd in Britain on Sunday about 60,000 at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will be hollering away when the Atlanta Falcons take on the New York Jets."
"Next weekend, another sell-out crowd will revel in the pompom-waving, XXL-jersey-over-hoodie-wearing, lite beer-slurping experience all over again when the Jacksonville Jaguars and Miami Dolphins come to town."
We gave u guys a taste of the good stuff and u kept coming back for more.
Doesn't refute my post in the slightest.
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Nov 9th, 2021 10:30 PM
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I've been to a lot of concerts with satanic themes and costumes, with low frequency noises. Common stuff with death metal, really. Never had a heart attack from it. Probably from the mysterious drug injections mentioned in the OP.
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great then comes the return of the pmrc and then rob halford and ozzy will be dragged back to capital hill and harassed into their graves, like they tried in the 80s
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