abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
quote: (post ) Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Don't worry, I will assign all of you to internet camps.
You'd be busy downloading every hentai ever, weeb
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May 3rd, 2022 05:23 AM
qwertyuiop1998
The Vampire
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Scarlet Mansion
Very true
May 3rd, 2022 05:24 AM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Smurph
immediately trace your IP and nuke you
I'm pretty damn sure he'd be too busy nuking China and Pakistan.
But not before sending a mecha-drone for Qwerty and getting him to safety, of course. Supes Bros 4 life and all that.
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May 3rd, 2022 05:25 AM
lawest9
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States
Think I'll go for Xavier's powers at no. 5that way I can clarify some things with certain people I deal with.
May 3rd, 2022 05:36 AM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
You want to make all of us gay?
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May 3rd, 2022 05:37 AM
Smurph
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Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lawest9
Think I'll go for Xavier's powers at no. 5that way I can clarify some things with certain people I deal with.
cut to the whole globe getting brainfried when Lawest tries to reach out to certain people and clarify “no homo”
May 3rd, 2022 05:39 AM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm pretty damn sure he'd be too busy nuking China and Pakistan.
But not before sending a mecha-drone for Qwerty and getting him to safety, of course. Supes Bros 4 life and all that.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Deleting all the porn from all your devices and making sure you can never watch porn again.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Better, I give cdtm access to all his accounts and data.
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May 3rd, 2022 05:44 AM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Smurph
cut to the whole globe getting brainfried when Lawest tries to reach out to certain people and clarify “no homo”
Its "no more homo". He's lawest maximoff
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May 3rd, 2022 05:45 AM
Astner
The Ghost Who Walks
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Because its rare and where do you even get to sell that stuff? Or keep the money? Because government will come down to you in an instant.
You can sell it on the open market, just like with all precious metals. Sure, there's going to be taxes to worry about, but that's it. Just file it under crypto-currency trading.
It's a lot better than having your kneecaps broken in the basement of some casino, ending up in legal battles, or risking assassination attempts for stealing shit that doesn't belong to you.
May 3rd, 2022 05:45 AM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Astner
You can sell it on the open market, just like with all precious metals. Sure, there's going to be taxes to worry about, but that's it. Just file it under crypto-currency trading.
It's a lot better than having your kneecaps broken in the basement of some casino, ending up in legal battles, or risking assassination attempts for stealing shit that doesn't belong to you.
You think some rando suddenly gaining 58 billion dollars wouldn't have every spy agency in the world gunning for you?
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May 3rd, 2022 05:47 AM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
And technopathy can allow you to steal shit and then destroy every piece of data pointing it to you.
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May 3rd, 2022 05:48 AM
Smurph
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Its "no more homo". He's lawest maximoff
House of Lawest.
Everybody wakes up with no memory of their former selves, and suddenly clarity about sucking dick.
May 3rd, 2022 05:50 AM
Astner
The Ghost Who Walks
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
You think some rando suddenly gaining 58 billion dollars wouldn't have every spy agency in the world gunning for you?
Why would I sell all my rhodium in one go? It's not like it corrodes or that the demand is going to diminish over time for the foreseeable future.
May 3rd, 2022 05:51 AM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Oh, I'd just switch to my old collection of magazines and dvd player, then
As for cdtm... we both know that logging in anywhere is beyond his computer skills. He could once do that, sure, but that was Classic Cd, pre-dementia.
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May 3rd, 2022 05:51 AM
Bentley
Seitei
Gender: Unspecified Location: France
If I had Firestorm powers I could transmutate the gases in the atmosphere to revert Global Warming and give humanity a few centuries of prosperity.
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May 3rd, 2022 06:57 AM
DarkSaint85
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
I'd make women's clothes disappear
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May 3rd, 2022 07:50 AM
StyleTime
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The Lands Between
With a 24 hour time limit and no prior knowledge, I'd take Domino's luck and play the lottery/gamble.
It's a cliché answer, but I feel like it's the safest in this scenario. Sure, I wouldn't always win, but I'm bound to luck out a few times over a 24 hour period.
The others feel like they may be a bit difficult to actually do anything worthwhile with, or it least require more effort than I'm willing to give. I doubt I'd figure out transmutation quickly enough.
Last edited by StyleTime on May 3rd, 2022 at 08:58 AM
May 3rd, 2022 08:43 AM
NemeBro
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: Saving KMC
The speed of Quicksilver, so I can run head first into a wood chipper and kill myself.
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Thanks Scythe!
May 3rd, 2022 08:45 AM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Astner
Why would I sell all my rhodium in one go? It's not like it corrodes or that the demand is going to diminish over time for the foreseeable future.
Any unknown person selling world's costliest metal will be under scrutiny. They will catch you sooner or later.
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May 3rd, 2022 10:55 AM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
quote: (post ) Originally posted by StyleTime
With a 24 hour time limit and no prior knowledge, I'd take Domino's luck and play the lottery/gamble.
It's a cliché answer, but I feel like it's the safest in this scenario. Sure, I wouldn't always win, but I'm bound to luck out a few times over a 24 hour period.
The others feel like they may be a bit difficult to actually do anything worthwhile with, or it least require more effort than I'm willing to give. I doubt I'd figure out transmutation quickly enough.
Newsflash "Guy likes female X-men so much, he becomes one"
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May 3rd, 2022 10:55 AM
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