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Mayhem
 Gender: Female
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DD is my dream chicken. (Gundark bats her eyelashes, makes clucking noises) 
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Darth Daft
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Gender: Unspecified
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Ok, let's cut with the male bonding and get on with some chicken bonding!!!!
CLUCK CLUCK!!! 
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Dec 14th, 2000 02:12 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Nice tag teaming there, DD.
Okay, chicken bonding.
*queeq gets out his BBQ spits*
Here Dafty Dafty Daft.
queeq out
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Dec 14th, 2000 02:21 AM |
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Darth Daft
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: London, UK |
CLUCK?????
<Daft Chicken tries to fly away, but the farmers have clipped his feathers>
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 14th, 2000 02:30 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*skips happily after DD*
Cluck cluck cluck
Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft. Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft. Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft.
queeq out
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Dec 14th, 2000 02:33 AM |
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Darth Daft
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: London, UK |
<Darth Daft hides behind Gundark>
Gundy! Help me please!
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Dec 14th, 2000 02:44 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
No Gundy, help ME!! Prepare him for dinner that is.
queeq out
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Dec 14th, 2000 02:54 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
(Gundark, who has cleverly managed to escape the brutal wing clipping earlier in the week, flips her cape over one shoulder and swings in past queeq, gathering DD up in a mass of warm snuggly feathers, swinging her lightsaber)
"Take that, queeq...you'll never take us alive!!!" (Gundark and DD escape to the waiting Falcon)
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Dec 19th, 2000 12:59 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*queeq mounts 60mm blaster and shoots the Falcon's cockpit to smithereens*
Hehehehehe, come back and fight like a chicken.
queeq out
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Dec 22nd, 2000 02:35 AM |
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Ratcat
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queeq, would you mind getting off of that thing, that's a rther pervert thing to do with a 60mm blaster.
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Dec 22nd, 2000 04:05 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Errrr.... I think I have been away too long to get that, RC. Please clarify...
queeq out
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Dec 22nd, 2000 07:27 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
I believe RC is referring to the fact that a weapon (of some magnitude) is preferably mounted ONTO a secure surface before being fired, rather than being mounted by a...person. Thats you, queeq.
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Dec 23rd, 2000 01:06 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Aha. So by not mentioning the particular surface that I was mounting the 60mm on, RC's dirty mind started working. OK, guess I should forget the literary redundancy lessons and be more specific so some of us will not get any of their perverted minds triggered.
*rewind - queeq mounts 60mm machine gun on tripod riveted to a concrete floor, aims the visor at the Falcon's cockpit, pulls the trigger of the 60mm machine gun, a bullet leaves the barrel, flies towards the cockpit, hits the cockpit, cockpit falls apart in many tiny pieces*
Let's just hope RC does not get aroused by the word "cockpit", he might see another word besides that for a male chicken.
queeq out
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Dec 23rd, 2000 11:57 PM |
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Ratcat
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Ahhh, much better,
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Dec 24th, 2000 04:37 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
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Dec 24th, 2000 10:11 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Oh Dim.... *sigh*
queeq out
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Dec 24th, 2000 06:43 PM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
*looks sheepish*
I'm sorry...
*runs away*
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Dec 24th, 2000 08:27 PM |
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Ratcat
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Cockpit? COCKPIT! I wish i hade the fighter to have a cockpit with!!!!!
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Dec 25th, 2000 12:07 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
HUH?...that went right over my head...
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Dec 25th, 2000 01:19 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
I think you should close this thread due to excessive obscenity. And ban RC for a while to cool off.
queeq out
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