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IBTonks
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Harry Potter and the Leopard Walk Up Dragon?????
Harry Potter fans in China have gotten their hands on a fifth Harry Potter novel—but J. K. Rowling had nothing to do with it. It's a fake called Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-Dragon, and it's selling like hotcakes. In the book, Harry has shape-shifted into a plump and furry dwarf who must battle an evil dragon. There is no word yet on whether Rowling's representatives will sue.
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Aug 10th, 2003 08:22 PM |
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crazy_c
Very Tired
Gender: Female Location: Sea of decay |
hee hee
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Aug 10th, 2003 08:30 PM |
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IHeartDanR
I'm in love with Dan R!
Gender: Female Location: United States |
What the hell?!?
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Aug 10th, 2003 09:06 PM |
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Dracor
A Clockwork Orange
Gender: Male Location: Canada |
OH MY GOD!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I typed that for as long I was laughing, but I'm sure I'll laugh more later.
FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN WEEKS! THANK YOU FOR TELLING EVERYONE!
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Greetings... <tips hat and bows> I am Bob.
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Aug 11th, 2003 09:06 AM |
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Ass Goblin
Lord Of Ass
Gender: Unspecified Location: <------ Here |
cool i want one ........ NO
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All hail Ass Goblin
A Member of Portent and proud of it too
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Aug 11th, 2003 09:25 AM |
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IBTonks
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: |
mad aint it!
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"I know that your hiding things, Using gentle words to shelter me, Your words were like a dream, But dreams could never fool me. Not that easily"
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Aug 11th, 2003 07:44 PM |
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unibrow
The Bored One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Country of Eh's n Aboot's |
i heard in tokyo they made a book called harry potter or tarry rodder or whatever about some fat stupid wizard or wrestler..not sure but i think jk sued em..too bad wouldve like to have gotten to read one of em
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Mr.Garrison: okay children lets start the day with some new math problems what is 5x2?
Cmon children dont be shy just give it ur best shot.
Yes Clide?
Clide: 12?
Mr.G: okay now lets try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard
anyone? cmon dont be shy!
Kyle: i think i know the answer mr. garrison
Cartman: meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: hey! dont call me fat u f***ing jew!
Mr.Garrison: eric did u just say the "f" word?
Cartman: jew?
Kyle: no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school u f***ing fatass
Mr.G: kyle!
Cartman: why the f*** not?!
Mr.G: eric!
Stan:dude u just said f*** again!
Mr.G: stanley!
Kenny:f***
Mr.G: kenny!
Cartman: whats the big deal? it doesnt hurt anybody! f*** f***ity f*** f*** f***
Mr.G: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR?!
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls?!
Mr.G: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman: oh im sorry im sorry actually what i said was *picks up megaphone*
HOW WOULD U LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRISON?!
Stan: holy shit dude!
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Aug 11th, 2003 10:12 PM |
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Member.
Senior Member
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Aug 11th, 2003 11:54 PM |
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