| Half Past Dead Review |
| by JoBlo (Rating: 4/10) |
| PLOT:
A couple of dudes, one of whom is fat and looks like Steven Seagal and the other
who is short and looks like a rapper, get themselves locked inside the "new"
Alcatraz jail, only to witness a major operation breaking into the prison in
search of a...more |
| Half Past Dead Review |
| by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 1.5/4) |
| HALF PAST DEAD is what you'll feel like after enduring this perfunctory picture,
written and directed by Don Michael Paul. Starring Steven Seagal, it is a
shameless rip-off of Seagal's best endeavor, UNDER SIEGE. As you watch its
explosions, you'll...more |
