Universal Soldier: The Return Reviews

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Athan Bezaitis
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Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Tim Chandler
Directed by: Mic Rodgers Written by: William Malone & John Fasano Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Heidi Schanz, Bill Goldberg Produced by: Craig Baumgarten, Allen Shapiro, Jean-Claude Van Damme more

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Ross Anthony
Hi-tech military department resurrects soldiers killed in battle and monitors them with brain implanted micro-chips. The soldiers are fierce, hard to kill, and relatively emotionless. Nonetheless, the program's budget gets cut which prompts the main...more

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Steve Rhodes
The villains are recycled dead soldiers called Unisols. The movie itself is a recycled version of the original as well as every action picture you've ever seen. Its idea of a talking, rogue computer who seizes control is, of course, recycled from 2001:...more

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Michael Dequina
When one goes to a Jean-Claude Van Damme action movie, one doesn't expect certain things they would from a typical film--for example, decent acting, a strong storyline, interesting characters. True to Van Damme form, _Universal_Soldier:_The_Return_...more

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Susan Granger
Susan Granger's review of "UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN" (TriStar) When critics are banned from a movie in advance of its opening, you know there's a problem - in this case, more than one. Back in 1992, "Universal Soldier" introduced hunky...more

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by James Sanford
Sometimes you can actually visualize precious minutes of your life slipping away as you sit back and do nothing. You want to reach out and grab those fleeting moments and pull them back, but you can't. They're gone forever. Let's say,...more

Universal Soldier: The Return Review
by Greg King
UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN (M). (Columbia Tristar) Director: Mic Rodgers Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Bill Goldberg, Daniel Von Bargen, Kiana Tom, Justin Lazard. Jean-Claude Van Damme reprises his character of Luc...more