Valentine Reviews

Valentine Review
by Jon Popick
It's based on a popular, well-reviewed novel. It's got a hip cast of WB stars and Fan Boy wet dream material. It's supposed to be the first in a possible franchise for its studio. So why does it suck so bad? more

Valentine Review
by John Beachem
Remember the boy who everyone teased back in elementary school? Well thirteen years later he sure remembers all those girls who gave him the cold shoulder. Kate Davies (Marley Shelton), Paige Prescott (Denise Richards), Dorothy Wheeler (Jessica...more

Valentine Review
by Steve Rhodes
Jamie Blanks's VALENTINE is as generic a horror movie as you're ever likely to find. Starring a bevy of beauties who are sliced and diced by a killer with a big shiny knife and a baby-doll mask, the movie is cast with twentysomething stars acting...more

Valentine Review
by Christopher Null
VALENTINE A film review by Christopher Null Copyright 2000 filmcritic.com filmcritic.com more

Valentine Review
by Berge Garabedian
PLOT: A young lad who used to get crapped on by the girls in his junior high class, is now older and stronger and apparently out to whack each and every one of them heartbreakers. Or is it someone else just pretending to be the nerdy ol' kid and slicing...more

Valentine Review
by Harvey S. Karten
Reviewed by Harvey Karten Warner Bros./ Village Roadshow Pictures Director: Jamie Blanks Writer: Tom Savage(Novel), Donna Powers & Wayne powers and Gretchen J. Berg & Aaron Harberts Cast: David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Jessica...more

Valentine Review
by Robin Clifford
Valentines Day is usually a holiday of romance and love. But, not this year, it isn't. When the delivery of a threatening Valentine card is followed by a brutal murder of a young med student, her friends soon learn that someone from their past is...more