What NOT to say on first dates

I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

Either.... im a virgin or ... i get alot of lovin....

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Either.... im a virgin or ... i get alot of lovin.... Why is I'm a virgin a bad thing to say?

"I really fancy your best mate"

Originally posted by Zatch
Why is I'm a virgin a bad thing to say?
Welll i would think... its a lil too much for the "First" date

I have a massive...intellect.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Welll i would think... its a lil too much for the "First" date good point.Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I really fancy your best mate"

lol

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I have a massive...intellect. We know what you meant.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I have a massive...intellect.
GUTTER!!!!!! ha!

Originally posted by Zatch
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

"i'm a racist."

and she's not white.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
GUTTER!!!!!! ha! I know some people have dirty minds
*coughmyselfcough*

"Sorry I have to take this call, it's my wife"

"So, I enjoy long walks on the beach, horseriding, and massive bisexual orgies. But enough about me, what do you like?"

"When are we gonna do it?"

"So, you like anal?"

"Want to see what i am packing?"

"You're paying, right?"

"I used to be a woman y'know"

"Yeah, you might have seen me on the internet before..."

"you wont be needing those cloths later"

"How many inches?"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Even better, "I'm going commando."

"I am starting to get a creak in my neck from that viagra I took"

"I'm excellent in bed. I get rave reviews."

"I used to kill people"

"I was told that i have a big ****"

"Ever seen 'Red Eye'? Cillian Murphy was my hero in that movie."

"I just got out of prison."

Too obvious. Try "Wanna ride in my large brown van with the boarded up windows?"

"I never had a drink before I came here, I'm starting to get the shakes"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I never had a drink before I came here, I'm starting to get the shakes"

lol

"would you like to see my bedroom?"

"excuse me a min I have to get my condom that I forgot"

"The voices in my head say your a keeper"

"So.....I'm a nun..."

"I have this rash could you take a look at it?" Its right down here" (date isn't a doctor)

even if the date was a doctor...

*spends entire date talking about his mother*

"I tend to sweat when I am around fine woman like yourself"

"I have this premature ejaculation problem......"

"I am gay" (Date opposite sex)

"Can we just skip to the sex?"

"I have a camel toe excuse me a moment"

"how do you feel about swinger parties?"

"how do you like it from the front or from behind?"

"yeh I've slept with my dog.. who hasn't!?"

shock

"You know that dude who got his penis chopped off......well that was me"

"I'm a eunich."

"This one time at band camp.....well you know the rest"

Girl :"Sorry, I have to adjust my boxers. I'm swinging around everywhere...you didn't hear that"

Originally posted by Zatch
"This one time at band camp.....well you know the rest"
HECK YES!

"I tried cutting my boobs off once..."

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Girl :"Sorry, I have to adjust my boxers. I'm swinging around everywhere...you didn't hear that" omg I would die if a girl said that.

"The voice in my head told me your a dike. Is that true?"

"I have AIDS"

Setting: In a restaurant with food already ordered and on the table.

"I'll go use the restroom. I just have to apply my ointment medication."

"My family has a long history of in-breeding."

"I haven't wacked off in 5 mins" "Be right back"

Originally posted by Zatch
"I haven't wacked off in 5 mins" "Be right back"

"I like to cum in womans faces" "You didn't hear anything"

"I used to have kids but I sold them on eBay"

Originally posted by Zatch
"I like to cum in womans faces" "You didn't hear anything" !!!!!

"Marry me"

"Ever been in a cult? Good times..."

Originally posted by La Vierge
!!!!! If you dont understand it is was part of the game not that I really like to do that.

"I hope we are not gonna do it because 'IT' is still soar from yesterday."
.............
silence
.............
"What a night...... "
.............
thinking about
.............

.............

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
"Ever been in a cult? Good times..."

smiley_abzw

*farts real loud* "Woowee that one stinks"

"So.....what are we gonna name out kids?"

Originally posted by ben_dover
"I hope we are not gonna do it because 'IT' is still soar from yesterday."
.............
silence
.............
"What a night...... "
.............
thinking about
.............

.............

Ben_Dover..

Are you any relation to Neil Down?

"When I was a kid I put my cat in the blender."

"I am a prostitute"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ben_Dover..

Are you any relation to Neil Down?



In fast yes!

I have a big family.

Max E. Padd
Moe Lester
E. Jack Ulate
Master Bates
Harry Bahls
...........and that is just a very small portion of my comprehensive family.

Originally posted by ben_dover
In fast yes!

I have a big family.

Max E. Padd
Moe Lester
E. Jack Ulate
Master Bates
Harry Bahls
...........and that is just a very small portion of my comprehensive family.



clapping

Are you also realted to big dick and little dick? Well shall I say Dick sr and Dick jr?

"Jeez how drunk was I when I agreed to this date!"

"Wanna see my dildo?" "It vibrates"

"Hi, I'm Drew Carrey."

"Nice to meet you Drew Carry I am Micheal Jackson."

"sorry I just can't get rid of this erection"

"I think I caught something from that bruad last night"

"Do you mind if i take off my pants? Just helps me relax..."

"Am I gonna be your first tonight?"
"Wait...are we gonna even do it?"
"What do you mean no? Then why am I paying for the dinner?"

"I don't have a job"

Originally posted by Zatch
I know some people have dirty minds
*coughmyselfcough*

too true babe

"you'd look great in my kitchen"

Originally posted by RaeRox
too true babe Maybe.

Originally posted by Zatch
Maybe.


riighgtttt......

Originally posted by RaeRox
riighgtttt...... Yeah. So hun got anything off the top of your head. I mean to say in the thread?

"I like Hello Kitty"

Originally posted by Zatch
Yeah. So hun got anything off the top of your head. I mean to say in the thread?

nope. nada. dont make me think right now. please.

"I haven't bathed in weeks" "Want to smell my underarms?"

Originally posted by RaeRox
nope. nada. dont make me think right now. please. Fine then dont say it.

What not to say on the first date? "Hey baby, with all that butt, I'll need to buy a hatchback."

Originally posted by Zatch
"I haven't bathed in weeks" "Want to smell my underarms?"

"SH*T my bf just called, he always HAS to keep track of me..."

Originally posted by RaeRox
"SH*T my bf just called, he always HAS to keep track of me..." Thats not what i meant.

"I post on KMC."

"You got a sister?"

"So, would you like to exorcise my demon?"

Originally posted by Zatch
Thats not what i meant.

dont say what?? i love you? you rock? 2 months whohoo!??? i dont know..sigh..i love you though.

"You would be number 145 added to my belt"

Originally posted by RaeRox
dont say what?? i love you? you rock? 2 months whohoo!??? i dont know..sigh..i love you though. I love you i what i was looking for hun. I love you to.

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
"So, would you like to exorcise my demon?"

Originally posted by Zatch
I love you i what i was looking for hun. I love you to.

even though i already told you i loved you..in a pm and maynards thread but then again...i always love telling you that...

Originally posted by RaeRox
even though i already told you i loved you..in a pm and maynards thread but then again...i always love telling you that... I know hun and I love you telling you that to.

Originally posted by Zatch
I know hun and I love you telling you that to.

Sighhhh......tired baby. very very tired.

Originally posted by RaeRox
Sighhhh......tired baby. very very tired. me to its almost midnight.

it's 5am here...

Originally posted by Zatch
me to its almost midnight.

dun dun dunnnn....

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
it's 5am here...

ekk! *dies*

Originally posted by RaeRox
dun dun dunnnn....



ekk! *dies* yep

*revives with potion* you are not dieing on me yet.

Originally posted by Zatch
yep

*revives with potion* you are not dieing on me yet.

sweet...and odd..but sweet

Originally posted by RaeRox
sweet...and odd..but sweet thats why you love me.

Originally posted by RaeRox
Sighhhh......tired baby. very very tired.


Originally posted by Zatch
me to its almost midnight.


Would you two give us all a favor and get a chat ROOM.

yawn

"This is Sarah.. So... Threesome?"

Originally posted by Zatch
thats why you love me.


sureeeee........shifty honestly im just in it for the sex. jk! jk! i love you

Originally posted by ben_dover
Would you two give us all a favor and get a chat ROOM.

single?

Originally posted by RaeRox
sureeeee........shifty honestly im just in it for the sex. jk! jk! i love you I hope not.

Originally posted by Zatch
I hope not.

the sex part right? cuz i do love you and youre gonna have to deal with that fact. lol..sigh....bored. ish..well actually tired.

Originally posted by RaeRox
the sex part right? cuz i do love you and youre gonna have to deal with that fact. lol..sigh....bored. ish..well actually tired. yeah I was talking about the sex part.

Originally posted by Zatch
yeah I was talking about the sex part.

hey i said i was kidding, breath hun

Originally posted by RaeRox
hey i said i was kidding, breath hun I know hun.

wost thing to say- do not bring up anything about previous relationships

" I cheated on my last gf but hey I wont this time"

LMFAO

Originally posted by Zatch
" I cheated on my last gf but hey I wont this time"

I chose to remain silent on that one.....

Originally posted by RaeRox
I chose to remain silent on that one..... It was for the thread not in real life hun.

Originally posted by Zatch
It was for the thread not in real life hun.

acho.

Originally posted by RaeRox
acho. bless you.

Originally posted by Zatch
bless you.

lol ok. thanks?

Originally posted by RaeRox
lol ok. thanks? you lost me hun.

Originally posted by Zatch
you lost me hun.

o thats good, i lost me too...

Originally posted by RaeRox
I chose to remain silent on that one.....

......and yet you didn't bother to post it!

Originally posted by RaeRox
o thats good, i lost me too... lol

Originally posted by ben_dover
......and yet you didn't bother to post it!

huh?

Originally posted by Zatch
lol

yeah....

Originally posted by RaeRox
huh?



yeah.... Yeppers

sigh.

Originally posted by RaeRox
sigh. I have to go soon.

o wells me too.

Originally posted by RaeRox
o wells me too. My neck is hurting from being on for 5 hours.

Originally posted by Zatch
" I cheated on my last gf but hey I wont this time"
hmm that reminds me of something familiar

"Do you like it heavy or gentle?"

Originally posted by Commando Queen
hmm that reminds me of something familiar

why else to you think i chose not to comment?

Originally posted by RaeRox
why else to you think i chose not to comment?
mmhmm.. girr die people just die

Originally posted by Commando Queen
hmm that reminds me of something familiar ok jeeze I'm sorry ok.

Originally posted by Zatch
ok jeeze I'm sorry ok.
*not commenting*

Originally posted by Commando Queen
*not commenting* I figured.

Originally posted by Zatch
I figured.

i love you

This doesn't look good.

Originally posted by DarkC
This doesn't look good.

its not help me stop it....