Nuke's Hidden Bunker

Tired of using Thorne's thread for my silly nonsense so I built my own place to hunker down and wait out World War III, drop the nukes bro I'm prepped for anything!

How's that for a slice of fried gold!

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Shit getting serious, get to the plane, fly to the island!

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Ident confirmed, proceed into the bunker.

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Gotta have something to drive when things go kerblooey.

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One of the 30 reserve suites available for the right price.

Any No Homer policy?

I welcome anyone with 5 million dollars in gold bullion.

Cool. Here's my IOU.

Originally posted by cdtm
Cool. Here's my IOU.

Negative, first gold then bunker!

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Last Movie Played in the Luxury Theater:

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Nothing like a good drink at the end of the world.

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That reminds me of the NO WOMEN Rule, only Transwomen allowed in, the 1% of them of course, we have our standards.

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Negative, first gold then bunker!

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Didn't you see?

it's with Stilt, he just stole it from you.

Security cams everywhere, ya ain't foolin me boy! Pony up!

New Chief of Security... he's everywhere!

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Lost my train of thought, hope my dementia isn't acting up again,this sure looks like the gdf with my bad eyes.

Not even close, I run this place and I say silly nonsense not politics!

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Bonus Trans Babe

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New masseuse in the executive spa

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
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Hulk wasn't there either, that was probably during Ragnarok.

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Originally posted by cdtm
Hulk wasn't there either, that was probably during Ragnarok.

The Writers fvcked over the Hulk, the most powerful Marvel character gets punked out by Thanos in a dozen hits? Dude I've seen the Hulk wage wars against powerful villains for at least 20 pages, don't give me this boom pow bang defeated bullshit!

Did they suddenly forget Hulk is powered by anger, Thanos getting in some sneaky shots would have enraged him to the extent he would have doubled in size and punched Thanos off the ship FFS!

This is a pet peeve of mine, obviously.

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World Class Assassin for Hire.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Did they suddenly forget Hulk is powered by anger, Thanos getting in some sneaky shots would have enraged him to the extent he would have doubled in size and punched Thanos off the ship FFS!


Starlin did that to Hulk all the time in Infinity Watch.

Drax "Duh hey Hulk, ya wanna play huh?" *Laughing as Hulk tries to punch his head off*

They fvcked Drax too, made him a little smarter but tons weaker, I mean Ronan was tossing him around like it was nothing, and Drax would have at least made Ronan sweat for it.

I despise comics to movie power de-levels, why are we watching a comic book movie if NOT FOR THE POWER LEVELS IDIOTS!!

And when is movie Batman going to BE AN ACTUAL DETECTIVE, LAZY ASS FVCKERS!!

Wait, wut...

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
They fvcked Drax too, made him a little smarter but tons weaker, I mean Ronan was tossing him around like it was nothing, and Drax would have at least made Ronan sweat for it.

That I didn't mind as much because Ronin had the Power Gem, and Dave Batista stole every scene he was in doing more for Drax's rep then all the comics combined.

The real done dirty character is Mantis, fighting and being a space hippie are her only things and she stunk at both in the movies.

I'm happy they haven't put Gladiator, Beta Ray Bill & Exodus in the MCU, I can't imagine how bad they would have fvcked it up.

And now for something completely different...

Thinking of going to Vegas... once the supernova heat wave eases off a bit.

And this time I actually have some boys to join me, my Hawaii bros were down.

Maybe I can convert them from Twinks into Trans.

The guy I shared a suite with was kind of cute, if I was gay I'd have done more than suck his dick.

Kind of had to, it was the right size.

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Premium Sachertorte, available in the commissary for a limited time.

Did you know the Late-Night shows have been shutdown for almost 3 months during the writers strike ... and nobody cared or missed them?

And nothing of value was lost.

Reporters press Karine Jean-Pierre to ask Joe Biden to come to the briefing room to take questions from the media. She responds by saying he has done more on the economy than any other president.

So hard to find quality NPC drones.

The Feds ran the UFO hearing in Congress ON THE SAME DAY they dropped charges against Democrat super donor Sam Bankman-Fried.

Most corrupt government in the world.

I unsubbed from all my Patreon memberships, I barely go there anymore and it's a silly thing to pour money all over people you barely notice.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Tired of using Thorne's thread for my silly nonsense so I built my own place to hunker down and wait out World War III, drop the nukes bro I'm prepped for anything!

How's that for a slice of fried gold! You sound angry.

I'm not angry per se, it's mostly pain from the bursitis in my knee that causes me to be subconsciously grumpy. Nothing personal.

Still...

Yeah well, it's kind of my thing. I vent, complain, and rage. Nature of the beast innit.

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I let my sister come over to use the spa and her little minions cleaned out my bloody fridge, a bunch of bottomless pits that lot. Have to go grocery shopping now blast their hides!

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Spider-Man: No Way Home Concept Art Gives Ned His Own Goblin Glider

That is a terrible idea, that kid can barely walk without tripping over himself, he'll fly it into a wall in the first few minutes.

Twitter finally got tired of me posting nothing but huge cocks all over my timeline and terminated my account with extreme prejudice.

Problem is I can't remember who all I followed, this is going to take forever to build back up.

All these puritanical social media platforms are really ruining the mojo on the internet, it's for porn after all, what the heck are they thinking.

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Was this thread always here

Who died and made you king?

Or should I say, Princess von Butterfingers!

Originally posted by rudester
Was this thread always here

I had an idea and made it happen.

Originally posted by rudester
Who died and made you king?

I recently discovered I can make threads, it's their fault they didn't hide that better.

Originally posted by rudester
Or should I say, Princess von Butterfingers!

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I want lasagna now

Nope nope I cant. I'd be spoiling myself

I need to go back to my strict chicken breast and broccoli diet

Spoil yourself, you're the only one that will.

What's the point of going through life depriving yourself of delicious noms.

I've just become a bland tasting food guy. I dont need rich spices

Is it national eggplant day? Because totally having eggplant.

No one wants eggplant.

Haven't lived if never had a grillled eggplant panini with fresh mozz, tomatoe, olive oil, oregano, it is to die for.

I hate vegetables, and I hate weird ones even more.

Grilled onion is a vegetable.

Don't like onions cooked, on a burger gotta be fresh red onion, hells yeah!

I don't consider onions a vegetable, it's a condiment.

My cousin brought over some homemade Guatamalan style burritos, her Mom makes them with only the hottest peppers on Earth, devastatingly tasty but you pay for it.

The heat in Arizona is killing the cacti, if those hardy plants can't take it what chance do mere humans have?

Enjoy your air conditioning and icy mixed drinks whilst ye may, when the solar flares destroy all electricity on Earth you'll wish you prepared better.

In the 25th sub basement floor we have a fusion reactor powering the facility, should last about 5,000 years at medium power.

Be Prepared

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Watching a 1944 murder mystery called Double Indemnity. About an insurance man who helps a hot blonde set up an insurance policy on her husband without his knowledge, then kills him to collect. Big cat and mouse with a clever antagonist/different insurance guy who suspects murder follows.


This kind of thing was pretty common back in the day, The Maltese Falcon was another crime drama where you follow the thief as the main character. I wonder if the point of those movies was to put ideas in people's heads, maybe drive them into crime.

That or the stories were admissions from the people who took over.

Btw apparently they think wearing dark glasses inside a grocery store is "lying low".

Nothing suspicious about a hot blonde wearing shades inside.

I've watched thousands of hours worth of murderdeathkill enough for a lifetime, didn't make me want to do a single damn thing.

Because I know reality from fantasy.

People that don't need immediate help.

According to Marvel sunglasses and a baseball cap is a great disguise.

Even if you do look super jacked.

The Castle disguise.

Thought you didn't watch movies from before you were born?

I don't, that's not to say that I haven't had some movies forced upon me by other people.

Growing up we had 1 TV and whatever was on that was what everyone was gonna watch.

Can only stand so much outside riding bikes and knocking rocks into the creek, the boredom before video games was real.

Didn't want to ever say boredom around my Dad, that's a good way to be put to work.

Like old timey prison gang work, yardwork, painting the house, pulling weeds,etc.

I had an Intellivision growing up, but I remember I spent a lot of time around the comic book shops that sprang up. Later on we had those combo comic and video game stotes that let you "demo" a game, which all the kids abused to play for free all day long.

Those shops all closed down for a reason.

Watching Body Heat.

Tries to be a murder mystery like Double Indemnity, but being made in 1981 it has a very 70's vibe to it. Main character has a Magnum PI style mustache, somewhat balding middle aged look instead of young and chiseled of 1944.


Of course the sexual innuendo is way more pronounced too. I kind of miss that with modern shows, no more casual hedonism, it's all about woke nonsense or MAGA stereotypes.

I mean you can't even imagine an Animal House in this climate, nobody gets to just have fun anymore and be stupid.

"nobody gets to just have fun anymore and be stupid"

Guess you didn't watch She Hulk, that's all they did.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
"nobody gets to just have fun anymore and be stupid"

Guess you didn't watch She Hulk, that's all they did.


Forgot it even existed.

Might have to watch it then. That one comic run where they just had fun was good. The one where Herc beats the crap out of The Constrictor, and just as She-Hulk is about to get him off beats the crap out of him again in court, then brags about it in song.

I wouldn't, it's very bad. Like omega cringe, so bad it's not even good by accident.

I've always liked Shulkie comics but they cured me of ever wanting to watch a live action version...ever.

Pretty much killed JSA for me too, and a great number of other comic franchises.

If it is indeed their desire to burn down every single fanbase they're doing a great job.

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Stupid painkiller for my knee is giving me wicked insomnia FML.

Last Movie Watched:

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Bonus Bailey Jay

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Sexy sig! And sexy pictures!

You're half right.

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Haven't seen my sisters dog in only four days, and she sniffed my hand like she didn't know who I was.


Maybe it was the alcohol that spilled on my fingers.

Dogs are dumb.

Depends on the dog& I've had some that are smarter then a lot of people.

One figured out how to open latched doors with her nose, flip up toilet seats for a drink, and somehow got to a big box of chocolates that was way up on a shelf out of reach (Wish I had a camera set up for that one.)

Originally posted by cdtm
...got to a big box of chocolates that was way up on a shelf

Chocolate kills dogs, see dumb.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Chocolate kills dogs, see dumb.


That's why we called the vet.

Protip, if you ever have a dog and they find the chocolate, burn toast and feed it to them. It's supposed to bind to the chemicals that kill them and make it inert.


Also hydrogen peroxide if you need to make them puke. Like if they get in someone's pocketbook and find pills.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
You're half right. You had to ruin it!

Originally posted by cdtm
That's why we called the vet.

Protip, if you ever have a dog and they find the chocolate, burn toast and feed it to them. It's supposed to bind to the chemicals that kill them and make it inert.


Also hydrogen peroxide if you need to make them puke. Like if they get in someone's pocketbook and find pills.


That still makes her smart though. You can't blame a dog for not knowing something that is bad for her smells so good.

Humans smoke and drink in spite of knowing better, and yet would be less able to find where the junk is hidden, so who is dumb?

I can find where stuff is hidden, process of elimination, easy.

Fvck dogs, I'm happier now having no pets, damn things always needing something.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
You had to ruin it!
I watched Justice League: Warworld and am feeling a bit apocalyptic.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I watched Justice League: Warworld and am feeling a bit apocalyptic.


Warworld was best ep in Young Justice.


The Reach stuff paled by comparison. Mongul got nerfed bad though.

Pretty mid, Jensen Ackles makes a weird Bruce Wayne.

I watched way too much Supernatural to hear that voice and think of Dean Winchester.

I wanted sexy pics.

I also want sexy pics but tasteful not cheeky

Nothing stopping you from finding and getting those pics.

My bum knee is turning me extra grumpy.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Hey is that Duke Dukem?

Fvck off.

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Fvck off.

My way of helping.

The idea is to get you so agitated at me you stop noticing your physical pains. It's why I do politics, anger is a pain killer.

I had a friend like that, used to annoy the absolute fvck out me when I was in a bad mood but then later I forgot why I was in a bad mood, he caught a lot of elbows tho.

Nuke Nixon is Duke Nukem

Maybe in my youth, but now I'm just a regular old guy yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

Knew they got a stand in to play you in Duke Nukem Forever, no way you'd have done something that bad.

cdtm sucks

cdtm does suck, not one damn capital letter in the whole thing, that ain't right.

Can't trust a man what can't use proper capitalization in his word.

The Bastard.

cdtm is the Kite Man of the supervillain world, small potatoes and just annoying.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Maybe in my youth, but now I'm just a regular old guy yelling at kids to get off his lawn. You old? Haha you old.

Fvck you, fvcking little punk motherfvcker.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
cdtm is the Kite Man of the supervillain world, small potatoes and just annoying.



Kite Man fails at everything though. He isn't even annoying, no one really hates him.


I'm more a Gilbert Gottfried.

I was told there was a situation in here.

I have a dream.

I annoy someone so much they decide to do a random act of violence at where we work. I manage to somehow completely by accident stop him without anyone getting hurt, in 3 Stooges fashion. I visit the guy in prison, and behind bullet proof glass I manage to wind him up so he's ranting and raving at me.


Then he sends people to murder me and they all **** it up, and I just keep egging him on and making him madder that I"m still alive.



All I really want from the world is to see how agitated you can make another human being, without them being able to do anything about it. How far into irritation can a man be pushed?


I wish I was Dennis the Menace, he had the life.

Sociopath.

Nah, just a silly assclown

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Sociopath.


Like the Ice King!

Ice King is both cool and a sympathetic character. You're just a silly assclown.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ice King is both cool and a sympathetic character. You're just a silly assclown.

Don't be hatin'.

Nuke is wrong anyways, I'd be a sadist not a sociopath. Sociopaths don't care enough to deliberately rile up a declawed kitten until it hisses and swings it's little declared paws at your face, until your cousin takes it away and hides it, except any time you pass a hiding spot it hisses at you.


As a totally random example that may not have happened.