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i was making some Jelly today an i swear it tried to kill me!!

Did you know I was in voodoo jelly?

ohhhh ok

unbelievable!
a few days ago, I was in a fight with grapefruit... luckily I could overpower it
but our food is revolting!
*gasps in horror*

*gasp*

the food is fighting back!!

*imperial march plays while entering thread*
*in full darth vader costume*
When the revolting food is near, the elite is here!

I'm in the A.S.S. (Astrojelly-Super-Smurf).

the smurfs?

Yup, didn't you know that we Smurfs are strong opposants to the eating of jelly? Doesn't anyone go out sometimes anymore???

And then the peanut butter, told me to get lost

Was is KY Jelly?

i'll go ask it...

and you came here?

well i just put 2 and 2 together

I've been attacked by a sandwich

This is so weird.Just the other day,a Big Mac tried to bite me.Food related crime is on the rise.

That's it!
I'm going to create a Food-Squadron who'll eat all the revolting food!
.... I'll take on the most of course

LMFAO

You people are crazy!!

but its true...it really happened

Oh no, its a rebellion *grabs a siv and sticks it on head also grabs large wooden spoon and hides under bed ready to attack*

CLISPIN!!!

KORRI !!!!!!

hello

hiiiidaaaayyyy ho
now
buh bye x x x toodles.

BETTER YET!

*imperial march*
*giant jar of jelly wearing darth vader costume marches in followed by his army of grapefruits wearing storm trooper suits*

nooooooooooooooooooooooo, not the jelly, not the grapefruit!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/helpsmilie.gif
*runs and hides*

AAaarrggghhh, we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i swear i'll never eat again, please please spear me!!! *quickly puts away jellydonut*

lol it still hurts

~confused~