Favourite Pirates Of The Caribbean Line!
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Bad Boy
Enough with the Pirates!
It needs its own forum!
beaujay1
true, very true! Anyone want to make a request?
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgat one very imporatant thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"That's what aship really is you knw, not a keel and a hold and a deck and sails, thats what a ship needs. But what a ship is- what the Black Pearl is, is freedom."
"Savvy?"
dori_fish
fav quote: This'll be the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Spar--wowoowwwow!(then he falls off the wall and swims for his ship)
bLooMiLiCioUs
and this one too
"aah,but you HAVE heard of me"
Caribbean_Chick
omg mine are:
"But why is the rum gone!?"
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Welcome to the Caribbean love"
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!!"
"Remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
There are many many other but I'll stop there
bLooMiLiCioUs
haha i dun really wanna give anymore cuz i'm afraid i just mught end up quoting ALL his lines frm the movie
khalla
"Me for example, I could letcha drown! But I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all be onsies, savvy?"
"Tortuga"
"Tortuga"
bLooMiLiCioUs
it's "all by me onesies"
ooh i didn't know i had such intense knowledge abt his lines it's kinda freaky
bLooMiLiCioUs
and later he'll go..."there's no living with her after this"
aft he sees the ship
he's HILARIOUS!!
"you've got to get urself a girl,mate!"
WaDe_N_sPaRrOw
"That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."
-- Elizabeth Swann
bLooMiLiCioUs
"you're not a eunch,are you?"
G.P
"Mr. Cotton's parrot : same question."
bLooMiLiCioUs
that was funny
"me,i'm dishonest.dishonest men u can always trust to be dishonest.honestly,it's the honest ones you hv to look out for,cuz u'll never know when they'd do sumth incredibly....stupid."
"wait for the opprtune moment"
"if you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."
"stop blowin holes in my ship!!!"
"i'll buy you a hat...a really big one."
aaahhh i'll be back when i decide to type more - give others a chance 1st
shadow link
i agree with the ''give potc its own section thread preposition'', where do we make enquires
-lol bootstrap's boot straps
-i am disincline to aquiest your request
-i love weddings, drinks all around
BOPRecruit 16
capt' jack sparrow: me? i'm dishonest. you can always trust dishonest people to be dishonest. but it's the dishonest people you should look out for, because you never know when they are going to do something stupid.
bLooMiLiCioUs
i said that too!!
jack sparrow rocks
Placebo_fan
I love Johnny Depp in this film. He was good in From Hell because he was british and soooooo hot. My god i couldn't move from the screen...
My fave quote is : "mus'tve been really horrible for you to be alone on this island jack, WELL IT BLUDDY IS NOW!!!" Johnny is hot. He rocks!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
he ROCKED in frm hell - that ACCENT!!
Sparkle
Johnny Depp was sooooooooooo hot in POTC. Even if he did wear chopsticks in his hair,lol
bLooMiLiCioUs
ESPECIALLY like that
pirate_fan49113
I like all of the quotes you guys have up. But my fav one has to be the shortest.
P.S:can you guys teach me how to get those pictures up!
Will:You cheated!
Jack:Pirate.
Phoenix
ALL Jack Sparrow lines!
bLooMiLiCioUs
cuz HE was the one who had the best!!!and to think tey were his OWN!!!!
Lord Soth
Barbossa: Who are you?
Jack: No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.
and:
Jack: Clearly you've never been to Sinagapore
bLooMiLiCioUs
i LOVE that singapore one!!!it's sooo cool to hear my country mentioned!!seriously!!cuz we're like soooo on another planet when it comes to the hollywood scene knowing us!!!!and it's also sooo appropriate!!!!!
Lord Soth
I love the way he says it, though. Pure comedic genius
bLooMiLiCioUs
that he IS!!!!totally!!!!in all his movies!!!well maybe except the brave i bawled my eyes out in that one *cries at the memory*
samIam
I LOVE EVERY LINE!! ... BUt I love when barbossa says
not you we named he monkey JACK!!!!
heheheheh
Lord Soth
I actually never thought that line was funny
bLooMiLiCioUs
well i found it mildly amusing
that look depp got on his face aft that line however
Lord Soth
Yeah, Barbossa is just never funny, when Captain Jack Sparrow is around, it's his hilarity aura
bLooMiLiCioUs
lol ANY SCENE with jack had SUMTH hilarious innit!!!totally!!!!
johnny depp rules!!!!
Lord Soth
I just watched it again, and I noticed that whenever Jack's around, none of the other characters are funny at all.
It's the aura.......
bLooMiLiCioUs
totally*swoon*
nazgulinthedark
my favorite is:
jack: weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Lyn
I LOVE ALL THESE QUOTES!! Johnny was SOOOO funny in POTC!! I laughed SOOO hard!!
GABRIEL05
"Captain Jack Sparrow"
"The French...Lovely singers they are. Eunichs all of them"
Will:"Aye Avast!"
.:[Kamikaze]:.
lol i loved all those quotes hehe Jack Sparrow i mean Captain Jack Sparrrow was sooo funneh i can watch that movie over n over n still laugh with his character hehe
*sighs*
juggernaut26
hey when jack and will go to take that one ship to get the independence what does will shout at the guys that makes them laugh
Lord Soth
Jeez, you got all the good ones and them some
Elektrik_Storm
i love :
Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
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Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.
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Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: Pirate!
szhismine
here's the full Jack/Pintel improv scene. it's a deleted scene that you can see on the DVD. it's hilarious.
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
Twigg: "That's not right."
Pintel: "I used to date a eunuch."
Jack: "Let me get my coat."
now, other lines....
Pirate: "Say goodbye!"
(sign crashes on him)
Will: "Goodbye."
Elizabeth: "Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?"
Will: "At least once more miss Swann, as always."
Will: "You didn't beat me; you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you."
Jack: "And that's no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?"
"Sorry, it's such a pretty boat. Ship."
Will: "How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?"
Gibbs: "Aye the compass doesn't point north but we're not trying to find north, are we?"
pink_elysium
OoOoOoOo...
tough question...
I really can't decide!!
It's all good...
Caribbean_Chick
I think he says aye alas.. buh i also think that they are laughing at the fact that Will and Captain Jack think that just two of them can take over a big ship like that all by themselves
Lord Soth
They boarded the Dauntless, not the Interceptor (not Independance)
tazman
I've only seen the movie once so far (sorry to all the POTC fans out there). I loved a lot of the lines mentioned, but there were a few that I laughed so hard and nobody has mentioned them yet. They were the parts when Jack approaches the girls and gets slapped, and says
" I don't think I deserved that."
And then gets slapped again by another and says
"I might have deserved that one."
Can anyone get the direct quotes?
P.S. I agree with all of you that Johnny Depp totally rocked in this movie.
szhismine
juggernaut26-- first of all, it's the Interceptor.
second of all, he says "Aye! Avast!"
bLooMiLiCioUs
but why issit funny?
Caribbean_Chick
alas avast same diff
.. but I have so many lines but my favorite of all isn't even in the movie lolz.. it was in one of the deleted scenes: "French, makers of mayonaise, every single one of them, eunuchs".. well something like that but I missed out a line or something lolz
Caribbean_Chick
oh geez I'm a blonde.. it's in some persons sig lol
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
that's the one!!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
no but what does it mean?!
i don't speak any of those kinda languages see im asian...
Caribbean_Chick
lol your funny but I don't get it.. what language
bLooMiLiCioUs
nono just tell me what avast means...
aye avast?what'd he say that for?
Caribbean_Chick
it's pirate slang lol.. it means like yea same here kinda thing
bLooMiLiCioUs
oooohhhh........heh heh
Caribbean_Chick
lol I just guessed.. I don't speak pirate slang lolz.. another of my favorite line is :Welcome to the Caribbean love.. I love it when he says love lol
bLooMiLiCioUs
he's like...luv not love
Caribbean_Chick
lol of course.. I just can't spell
.. another one is: But why is the rum gone!!!!????
bLooMiLiCioUs
Stop blowing HOLES in my ship!!!
Caribbean_Chick
omg that's my second favorite!!!!!it's the whole way he says it!!!and the whole positioning.. it's just so perfect!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
yeess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nods vigorously*
Caribbean_Chick
and I also like when someone goes: You're supposed to be dead!!! and then he's like: Am I not? then he looks down at himself it's so funny because he's so confused
bLooMiLiCioUs
yes!!!!
he's sssoooo cute there!!!!
Caribbean_Chick
yea!!!!!!! and the one when he's drunk and he's like:I love this song!!!!! Reallllllly Bad Eggs!!!!!.. he just says it with such enthusiasm it's so awesome and funny!!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
and that expression on his face when barbossa was like, "oh no,we named the MONKEY jack"
Orli'sElf7
js: "Now as for me? I could let ya drown. but i caant run this ship all by me onesies savvy?"
mr gibbs: "for 3 days, so that allllll manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence." the sea turtles was great
WT: " He roped a couple of sea turtles..."
MG: "Aye, sea turtles"
WT: "What did he use for rope?"
MG: " ...."
JS: "Human hair....from me back..."
ES: "Ya like pain? *THUD* Try warin a corset."
JS: "Wedding? Oh i love weddings! Drinks all around!!!! I know...clap me in nines right?"
JS: "Elizabeth...it would've never worked between us darling."
ES: You spend 3 days, lying on a beach drinking rum"
JS: *shimmys* "Welcome to the Carribean love"
Caribbean_Chick
yes most of those rocked.. except one minor correction.. instead of nines it's irons I think
bLooMiLiCioUs
i like that li'l shimmy he does right b4 he says "welcome to the caribbean,luv" it's SSOOO CUUTEE!!!!!!
Caribbean_Chick
lmao I know!!!!!!yea and I love his expressions when he's fighting Will in the beginning in the blacksmith place.. and also Will's when Jack says: This shot is not meant for you.. Will looks soooooooooo cute he's like what
bLooMiLiCioUs
I KNOOW!!!!!!
i cldve died frm the hotness!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Soth
I favorite running gag is that hats. Captain Jack Sparrow is OBSSESSED with hats
Here are some examples:
CJS: My effects, Commodore. And my hat
CJS: 25 percent. And I'll buy you a hat. A really big one.
CJS:Will.........Nice hat
Caribbean_Chick
lmao yea.. but I really love Will's hat.. Jack should get one just like it
Lord Soth
No, I think Jack's hat is symbolic to himself and Johnny Depp.....rough around the edges, but you'll never get rid of it cause it's so comfortable
Caribbean_Chick
well.. he can have two hats
Lord Soth
Lots of bananas.....
bLooMiLiCioUs
cuz CAPTAIN jack sparrow IS bananas remember!!!
Caribbean_Chick
lmao no he's daftly.. that's daftly.. daft like Jack!!!
sadge
i love tose lines aswell theyre wiked!!!
beaujay1
paluh....palalay....pala....pala...
Parley?
Yep, thats the one! Parley! (something like that)
*thinks*
Caribbean_Chick
lol yea that one funny and you pretty much got it right
but I like the deleted scene of that.. the one with the mayonnaise and eunuch thing lol
enya
how many deleted scenes are there im gettin the dvd for christmas
couldnt afford b4
enya
im also slightly upset orlando bloom isnt on the commentary
Lord Soth
He was probably working on LotR reshoots at the time
Caribbean_Chick
there are quite a few deleted scenes.. alot of them they should have kept
beaujay1
i kno! i kno u probably kno this, but that was an improv when they filmed it, the mayo. thing!!!! hah! i wouldn't have expected anything different from johnny!
Lord Soth
Yeah, those are probably the best of the bunch
Orli'sElf7
i couldnt stop saying 'savvy' after the movie!! and 'aye'!!!!
Caribbean_Chick
lmao yea same.. and now everything reminds me of a line from POTC
Lord Soth
After you said that ealier, I realized how true that was
ilvorlandobloom
oh, and 'bloody.' after seeing the movie, i kept on saying that!
ilvorlandobloom
i love it when Jack says "Bloody empty"
Lord Soth
I said 'bloody' all the time a while b4 PotC, but now I say it a whole lot more
Orli'sElf7
lol i havent used that word as much but its starting to get bad!! im starting to use those words unconciously now lmao
Lord Soth
Yeah, it's rooted in my vocab. now
Caribbean_Chick
yea now everyone is going to start using all the nautical terms now
Pipage558
The best line is
Norrington: Well, well, well, if it isn't Captain Jack Sparrow. You are the worst pirate that I have ever heard of!
Jack: But you have heard of me!
Caribbean_Chick
lol there are so many best lines
Orli'sElf7
lol the WHOLE movie is the best!! its IMPOSSIBLE to just pick ONE line
DBZFan
Mine is:
"What did he make the rope out of?"
" Human hair, from my back."
ilvorlandobloom
hehe, i love that human hair from my back one
Lord Soth
One of mine is "Apparently there's a leak"
Laviera_j
I dunno if this one has been done yet (probably) but I like:
"I plan to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape pillage, and pilfer my weasely black guts out."
"I said no lies!"
"I think he's telling the truth."
"If it was the truth he wouldn't 'av told us."
"Unless he knew you wouln't believe the truth even if he told it to you."
Lord Soth
I don't think it was.....how could we have missed that?
Orli'sElf7
mayo thing?? ?
cogger15
the mayo thing is on special features, they cut it out of the final film.
there are so many great lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain barbossa - thankyou jack
jack sparrow - your welcome
captain barbossa- no..we named the monkey jack!
Caribbean_Chick
In one of the deleted scenes instead of this part:
Pintel- "Dam to the depth's whatever man had thought of parley"
Jack- "That would be the french"
Instead it went:
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
JackSparrowLuvr
Not to be pushy or anything but Jack actually says
"I confess then, it is my intention to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer me weasley black guts out."
Caribbean_Chick
lolz I hate correcting people but I can help it when I know the lines so well
DBZFan
My other fave was:
" Not you, I named the monkey Jack!"
AND
"But what about the rum?!"
bLooMiLiCioUs
i liked it when jack saw the monkey and went...well...
"Monkey!!"
tates8
I know it's not actually part of the movie, but On the Epic at Sea, I love when orli goes, "swish, swish, buckle, buckle, argh!"
then from the movie....
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!
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Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.
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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain?
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
(gotta love that corset)
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Grapple: Say goodbye!
Will Turner: Goodbye.
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Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch!
Jack Sparrow: Ah, where's dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
(just love that monkey!)
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Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
I love you.
Londe
i'm not sure if anyone said this yet.....
When Jack and Will arrive at Toruga.
Jack: Scarlet!
*She slaps him*
Jack: Not sure I deserved that!
Jack: Gessele!
Gessele: And who was she?
*She slaps him*
Jack: I may have deserved that.
__________________________
When they're looking at the pirates that Mr. Gibbs picked out.
Jack walks to the end of the ship, takes off the pirates hat!
Jack: Anna Maria!
*She slaps him*
Will: Guess you didn't deserve that one either
JhOnNiEsGiRl41
hey hey ,
" but why is the rum gone ? "
Barbosa : " so you expect me to be stranded on some island watching you sail away in my ship with a name and nothing but your word that its the one i need ?"
Capt.Jack Saprrow : " No , i expect to leave you stranded on some island without a name whatching me sail away on my ship and i'll shout the name back at you "
" you will always remember this as the day you ALMOST cuaght captian Jack Sparrow "
Pirate 1:" ' ello puppet "
Elizabeth : " PARLIE "
Pirate1 :" 'eh your supposed to be dead !"
Capt.Jack Sparow : " am I not ? "
capt.Jack Sparrow " pa pan parl pas paa po paa.... "
Pirate2 : " Parlie ? "
capt.Jack SParrow " thats it ! , Parlie ! "
Pirate 1 : " Parlie !!!! ? "
I LOVE JHONNY DEPP !!!!!!
Orli'sElf7
oooh thank you Caribbean Chick. lol i watched the deleted scenes tho...how could i not remember that?!? grr....*inserts PotC into the dvd player*...
Caribbean_Chick
lolz
omg I love the way the Jack and monkey one was put:
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!
hehe you gotta love Captain Jack Sparrow
Orli'sElf7
lol
ahhhh i c the mayo one now!!!!!!! go me
grrr i wish they hadnt taken out anything!!!! :,(....all us deprived fans....
Caribbean_Chick
I know.. all the deleted scenes were so awesome.. and they brought in this Elizabeth/Jack love/hate kind of relationship kind of.. but it made me feel really bad for the Commodore.. he really loved Elizabeth
Orli'sElf7
yea i know....lol but i mean cmon!!! commodore...orlando bloom....lol.....its no contest ^_^. plus orlando bloom or i should say will was a hell of alot sweeter and sincere than commodore norrington
Caribbean_Chick
yea.. but think about it.. Will could have stayed single!!!!!.. then again if he had then he probably would have got taken by some other girl in the sequel
Orli'sElf7
i know...and that would b bad
lol like i said b4 i dont mind my girl kiera cause shes cool and isnt like, a fake or bitchy actress but lol if it was anyone else i prolly would've hated them from the start
haha
Caribbean_Chick
I know same here.. I almost hated her the first time I saw the movie
Orli'sElf7
you almost hated kiera?!?!? awwww pooh...i never hated her but god knows i was effing jealous as shit (<--prolly starred that out) when the movie came out!!
Caribbean_Chick
lolz well yea jealously is hates first cousin lolz
(it's from anger management kind of
)
DBZFan
I liked the part where Elizabith passes out when she couldn't breath .
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