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If you could kick anyone's ass in the whole world, whose would be the lucky one?

at this very moment, my brother dammit, he just told something that he should have kept for himself

those damn haters

and sometimes, I wish I could kick racists their ass

my dad...

y?

cause i havent seen him in like 1 year. .. and he jus leaves me here all by myself ..... with my ma... then he movees to california and starts a new family ... then he ditches them and starts a new.... every new he gets the son drunk at 13 then ditches them..

does he daughters

he has daughters ..... but im the only child in mine.... so i guess i dont have to put up with them .. but i sure do have a lot of cousins who are girls ......

i feel sorry for u SF

*gives SF a hug*

so how u know that hes gets his 13 years old sons drunk. instead of u.

*hugs back* thanks but after a year... of hating that ****.... i kinda got over it... plus since he is in a different state no child support either....

yeah, that sucks
*hugs SF too*

*hugs back* thank youse.... i feel so happy

i dont. things like this gets me sad

ohhh sorry *hugs*

thanx

YAY shes happy again...

*Offers stinkfist a beer*
"There you go son, you're brave guy."

i luv ya SF.

thanks .. ... luv ya too BA...

oh SF.

......

cameron diaz for being with justin timberlake, forget kicking her; tie the ***** to a truck and drive over a bumpy road

JT is so retarded ... i would kill him... not kick his ass... now my dad .... embarass him by kicking his ass...

ill help u.

yay........ *hug*

Britney spears n hilary duff for exposing the worl to........well......being stuff thats annoying!!!!!! MWEH!!!!!

christina is a whore but i like her songs

i'd also kick umm my ass for being so retarded...

eeeeeeeeeew ill help u with that too.

... go ahead... kick my ass if u want ...... its not the first ass kicking i got....

George Bush for being such a d**k head?

.. can i help DV??!

and exactly wat dya hate about jt?

he is stupid... like he doesnt have enuff money... already...... idiotic pop star gone solo...... ewwww ......

me too

is it cuz neo wont do the robot wit em

starting 2 get a litle jealous here...

DAMN YOU LTA ... you said yourself you dont care about her... why get so damn jealus...

I believe I recanted that staement after i started 2 get my hangover and my senses were returning

i DO care about BLACKANGEL!

plus u cant control human emotions

LTA u said that. LTA i dont care for either then.

not from what im hearing

ah bloody hell!
i shud never have gotten up from my comfortable bed today

u r dead stinky!
fuk the truce





ohnand anybody who wants to kik somebodies ass in this forum can take it to fightclub!!!












PAPERCUT
ITS A LIKE A VOICE WITHIN MY HEAD
ITS A LIKE A WHRILWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD
the face inside is right the skin

LTA DID U SAY THAT.

i wud also kick the guy/gal who invented fatty foods

eeek!!! dont kill me

i'd kick those terrorists' asses stupid osama

i repeat

eeek!!! dont kill me

im about to kick either LTA a** or SF a**.

SF noooooo

kick my ass

how bout i decapitate someone ass?

y? if SF is lying dont u want me to kick his a**. or hes telling the truth.

decapitate=cutting off his head, so u wanna decapitate a butthead huh

sf and me r buds.

gonna kick Dexx his sexy ass soon

i dont care. i want the truth even though i kinda of believe u.

Dexx?
what bout tex

nah my bussiness is with Dexx

tex can remain his sexy tight ass self

ooo ilove this song

ITS JUST WON OF THOSE DAYS
WHERE U DONT WANNA WAKE UP!
EVERYTHINGS ****ED< EVERYBODY SUCS
AND U DONT REALLY KNOW WHY< bUT U WANNA JUSTIFY ripping sonmeones head off

larry you remind me of friend44

Stinkfist> Be my guest. Bush does need a good kick in the ass, if anyone else would like to join us, we'd be pleased.

great song indeed LTA

who's it from and what's it cold (yep I know it's the soundtrack from 24) think it's from Limp Bizkit but sure

Bush is awesome, i'd kick clinton in the ass, but his wife already did that for me, so i guess i'll go get osama now

Limp Bizkit track 4 called Just one fo those days!
I luv its
dont know the album tho


friend44?

TO THE WHITEHOUSEE!!!!

YES!!!
*cocks shotgun and loads bazooka, passes shotgun to stinky, they get in a lexus and rive off...*
TO THE WHITEHOUSE INDEED!!!!!!!

put my ass in that rocket launcher ..... i wanna headbutt bush!!

i would kick this guy at my school's ass, he's sooooo annoying, and obnoctious, and load, and...... i could go on forever

k!
*buts him the rocket launcher*

Bush does indeed deserves an Ass kicking

*is cramped* dont drop me mother ****er !!

but then again, bush might like it

I wouldn't want him to go: "oooh c'mon baby spank me some more, ooh yea that's how it's done"

I mean seeing bush getting off is not my thing

maybe tex would enjoy it

COME ON BUSH!!!! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sniper.gif

"TO THE WITHEHOUSE!!!"
*takes lightsaber* "Now bushy, you'll have hell to pay!"

sorry i didnt believe u SF.

BA> what?
DV>> LETS GO!!!

I saw the post.

I wanna come!!!! lets get bushy!!!

so u did see it then.... told ya.....

i dont even know what the hell to do know.

now*

DIE BUSH!!!!
BA>>> pm's

okie SF and BA if it gets private then use PM's indeed

...... http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tomcat.gif WAHT NOW BUSH!!!

lol

*marches to the whitehouse*
"Lets kick Bushy, Bushy's nasty ass! Lets kick Bushy, Bushy's nasty ass"

*BUSH IS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!!* after this then who?

whose ass i'll kick?!
ANYONE WHO GETS NEAR ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/death.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/giljotiini.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/chair.gif




and any1 who bad mouths my friends or the people i like

well you know that bloom guy he really just kidding

whaaaat were you gonna saayyy????*prepares kitchen knife*
im known for getting VIOLENT!!!!!!!!

*hides under a table*

id kik my own ass for being a lying son of a *****...

but i only attacked when provoked - im a peacekeeper,really

you dont want to know bloom

whaaaat were you gonna say!!
*grabs fire n pins him against the wall*

TELL ME!!!!!!

anti air defnses more dan likely

he wrote "just kidding"

*buys a B2 Bomber*

does it have anti tank as welll ?
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tank.gif

raz

rocket launchers

DAMMIT!!!!

does it have anti sattelite-death-ray?

does it have anti nuke ?

the answer to rocket launchers wud be ground troops armed with auto weaposn, but the answer to that wud be a-10s and napalm, and the answer 2 that wud be the rocket launchers

then use ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!

im on ur side remember?
*gos in commando style and blows up the sams and "silences" the rocket troops*
bring in the tank!!!

when can i use my satellite death ray?

when busah trys 2 evac out through plane or copter, shoot im donw

bush should get a thousand kicks up his over large ass.

*arrives in front of thw white house*
"Fire at will, fire at will!"
*puts on metal boot*
"I know a president whose gonna die with a red ass. Matrix Man, if he tries to escape bring him down, LarryTheArch, Stinkfist hold down the fort, bring down any resistance. I'm going in, cover me. I'll call you when I get to him and we can all boot him together. Dont forget your metal boots."

*guns down secret service, pizzamen, and the occasional bush clone*
go!*

*runs trough the Whitehouse front garden, using his uzi to gun down the resistance, throws a couple of grenades.*
"Die die die!"
*guns down a CIA guy, aims for the second, pulls the trigger*
"Crap! No more Ammo!"
*Takes the grenade launcher which is holstered on my back. Fires a grenade*
"Die secret service scum, die"
*Shoots a few rounds of the launcher to killa few of the army guys. Then aims towards the main door and fires two rounds. The door explodes brilliantly*
"Pretty place! What a shame."
*throws away rocket launcher and takes flame thrower. Torches the place*
"Mmmmm... I smell fried chicken."
"Larry,Stinkfist, I'm inside. I'll call back when I find the target."

sees a couple of agents entering the door, and guns them down

You know you guys could get this forum shut down with that talk about Bush.

You need to stop now.

sees a secret agent, guns him donw, but it turns out to be diegocola
LTA shrugs and gs back 2 cover

*torches everything*
"Not so tough now are ya! hehehe!"
*spots a gorgeous women. Cannot be distracted*
"Come quietly Lady, I'll let you go, maybe we can hook up some day."
"Ye...yes...o...o...kay" She rans off.
*Some kind of chick. Goes back to the matter at hand. Goes up the stairs.*
"Bush! I'm coming for ya!!!"
*Flames a few secret service guys*
"Damn no more gas!"
*picks up two berettas. Arrives at the first floor and sees a barricade.*
"Larry, Stinkfist, aim for the first floor, at the center left of the placed. They've got the place barricaded. Dont worry about me, I'll find cover. By the way how many floors are they in the whitehouse?"

You guys are true idiots!

well diego that would be kinda pathetic from the US goverment, but if you think they are insulting or hazardous report the posts

I stand by my statement I think bush is a damn SM lover

2 i think

they r probably under the whitehouse in the shelter by now
but what ever
*takes bazooka and destroys barricade*
*catches a gorgeuos lady and stars 4 a sec...*

Well let me tell you this Fire, calling him names and threating to gun him down are two different things. I would hope yuo would understand that.
I can safely say that this forum could get investigated by Homeland Security for the comments made above. Not yours but as to the death threats.
Do you want to risk that?

no, but I still would consider it pathetic from Homeland security

again if you feel that way you should report it diego

*screw it bush is the fukking president, shoots his comrades in arms and runs from the death ray*

hehe

Try this on for size
http://news.findlaw.com/ap_stories/high_tech/1700/12-10-2003/20031210041501_03.html

"Thanks Larry great shot!"
*Guns down a remaining US army officer*
"I'm making my way to the second floor."
*goes cautiously up the stairs. Guns down two army privates.Uses the two barettas to shoot an agent. Suddenly a burst of heavy machine gun fire puts holes everywhere*
"Larry, Stinkfist, there's some kind of new heavy machine gun fire over here. Its unlike anything I've heard before, some kind of prototype.Dont shoot from outside, or you might kill Bushy. Come over here yourselves and bring some men with you."

Well as I said that's Pathetic

BUSH kikS aSS
HELL WILL NEVER DIE
*defneds uhs loyally from the people who r trying 2 kill him*

bush i meant
im not gonna go 2 jail

hehe

is a Bush in every dick
found that 1hilarious

yea that's a good one

I george bushwack
and al gorilla

*removes bullet proof vest that covers arms*
"Larry you back stabber, we will meet again! Matrix Man: new targe. Aim for Larrythearch, repeat aim for Larrythearch. He's turned against us."
*Throws remaining grenade where the machine gun is. the machine gun shots cannot be heard. Turns head towards comerades with holes in their arms.*
"hehehe. Guys Stay here I'll get Bush myself."
*Goes up the stairs and guns down a lone us army private. Mans the prototype machine gun and kills all the remaining armed guard*
"I have got to get me one of these! Brilliant gun!"
*Lets go of the triggers with the barrel still smokin'*
"Bushy its just you and me!"
*Goes into Bushy's room. There's piss all over the floor.*
"Please dont hurt me, I'll give you whatever you want. Name the price. Okay I will, a hundred million dollars, no okay a billion dollars."
*Shows Bush his shiny metal shoe. Boum!*
"That's for me."
*Boom!*
"That's for all my comerades."
*Boom!*
"That's for all the people that hate you"
*Kaboum!*
"That's for all the soldiers you sent to their deaths in Iraq!"
*Pookakaboom!!!*
"And that's for all the innocent Iraqi people you killed!"
*Bushy's ass is now a big bump. His ass is all red.*
"Not so tough now are you!"
*Takes beretta and aims it at Bushy's head*
"No. I cant kill you, you're pittiful, not even worth it. I'll let you live with that disgraceful bumpy red ass of yours, you b****d.
*Walks away, steels a helicopter with his comerades and goes to secret island*

THE END

this was moronic...

rite now i jus wanna kik ne bodies ass, actually mebbe dis wanka at school, i jus wanna beat de crap outta dem jus coz i feel angry, henceforth, dat anger needs to b taken out on sumone...

*hides*

naw dun be silly, i wood never kik ur ass LTA.......
or wood i? naw ....i woodnt......

or woud you... *hides*